Comments on: Things We Hate #4: Faux-hawks

By: Frankyj777

Frankyj777 — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 02:39:00 +0000

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By: keithage

keithage — Fri, 02 May 2008 21:24:29 +0000

I agree with Hart, Tron. You’d be so cool, you’d be too cool for school.

By: Lee S. Hart

Lee S. Hart — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:14:43 +0000

Tron, I think you of all people could pull it off. I think you should try.

By: Tron

Tron — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:43:11 +0000

I’ve seen mullets and mohawks combined, but this muffhawk as I am going to call it, sounds like it could go somewhere.

Or not I don’t really care

By: keithage

keithage — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:20:46 +0000

Hart, you just blew my mind. I’m not thinking gross, but ultimate business/party hair style. I plan to keep my eyes out for the best hair style ever.

By: flickerbock

flickerbock — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:08:52 +0000

So my example may have been a tad bit extreme. But the point remains the same – just because there is a girl in the shower with you does not make the faux-hawk right.

By: E Dagger

E Dagger — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:21:04 +0000

Limon, I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not. If you’re asking me this seriously, no. I was not sporting a faux-hawk the last time you saw me. The front may have been up, but I definitely didn’t extend it down the middle.

You’re spending too much time in the desert sun.

By: Lee S. Hart

Lee S. Hart — Fri, 02 May 2008 05:07:41 +0000

I had this thought at work today, after seeing a guy with a mullet. What if one were to do a faux hawk and a mullet and the same time? Gross.

By: Senor Limon

Senor Limon — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:02:05 +0000

Weren’t you sporting a faux hawk last time I saw you dagger?

By: E Dagger

E Dagger — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:04:42 +0000

Yes, Flickerbock, that’s exactly what I’m saying, you fucking maroon.

If a girl is shampooing your hair, she’ll probably make one anyway, and it’s a fun showertime activity that allows you to manipulate hair in a way not otherwise possible with virtually no work or consequences. You just rinse it right out. In addition to the faux-hawk, you can try the full-on spike, the Richie Rich, the emo kid, and the butt cut.

Squeezing your balls in a vice grip? What’s wrong with you, man? Get your head out of your ass.