Comments on: Things We Hate #5: Global Warming Jokes

By: keithage

keithage — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:27:46 +0000

The Denver Metro area just broke a record of 18 consecutive days above 90. Hot enough for ya? I say, hot enough for ya? (pointy elbow in your ribs)

By: keithage

keithage — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:49:01 +0000

Penguin, the white meat for southerners.

By: Lee S. Hart

Lee S. Hart — Fri, 23 May 2008 04:59:19 +0000

That’s only at Xmas, Duece

By: Tron

Tron — Thu, 22 May 2008 20:56:12 +0000

I think eating a penguin would make me feel sophisticated.

By: Deuce

Deuce — Thu, 22 May 2008 19:59:03 +0000

Shouldn’t they be drinking Coca-Cola?

By: Senor Limon

Senor Limon — Thu, 22 May 2008 19:51:04 +0000

Are those bears drinking Newcastle? I wouldn’t peg Polar Bears as Newcastle drinkers. Interesting. I wonder how it goes with penguin.

By: keithage

keithage — Thu, 22 May 2008 18:59:10 +0000

Whata ya know that is the same polar bear!

By: Lee S. Hart

Lee S. Hart — Thu, 22 May 2008 17:05:26 +0000

I think this can best be summed up with this exchange from a brilliant 80s movie:

Security Officer Harris: Hot enough for ya, Larry?
Larry Wilson: No, Harris! Why don’t you turn up the heat?
Security Officer Harris: OK, I’ll tell the engineer.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098627/

By: Deuce

Deuce — Thu, 22 May 2008 15:23:29 +0000

I hope those aren’t fossil fuels that polar bear is burning.
I think I’ve seen that bear before. Oh yeah, at this Congressional hearing.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/01/17/polar.bears.drilling/

By: keithage

keithage — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:53:17 +0000

Polar bears rosting a penguin? I don’t even know how this picture applys to global warming or your story but I like it. The only picture I can imagine better is a monkey wearing a suit.

Awesome