I’m back after a brief hiatus to take care of some work obligations and happily here to present to everyone my Happy Friday Post #4. The week is over, gas prices are higher, and Hillary and Obama are still going at it. McCain at this point seems to be enjoying his role standing back and watching Clinton and Obama destroy each other only occasionally popping his head up to announce that he is in fact still around before dropping quietly away again. Apparently, a couple weeks ago he was on the Daily Show, and announced the Office’s Dwight Schrute as his running mate. Last Friday, Dwight responded with the following demands before he would acquiesce to Mr. McCain’s request.

Women are like wolves

In other quasi-relevant news. A Florida man is planning to sue local Sheriff’s department because a Deputy gave him a ticket for wearing a disgusting man-thong on a public beach and ordering him to leave, meanwhile common sense takes a vacation and Florida beach goers run in terror as man-thong guy returns to the beach still unaware that his choice in swim wear is disgusting. Meanwhile on the other side of the country presumably bored zookeepers have custom tailored a tiny wet suit for a bald penguin so he can swim with his friends again, and lastly a group of evangelical protestant leaders inadvertently refer to their own followers as a “Group of useful Idiots,” not that I’m inclined to disagree, well, maybe about the useful part.

On a lighter note, PETA is still as mind-numbingly stupid as ever. As they predictably overreact after the unfortunate euthanization of Eight Belles after the recent Kentucky Derby by blaming the jockey who rode him for whipping him to hard and thereby causing the fractured leg. All in all, this really is a deftly executed gambit by PETA to avoid a potentially golden opportunity to rally mainstream support to its cause. Well played, PETA, well played.  PETA plans to protest upcoming horse races and move that horses under the age of 3 should not be allowed to be whipped. Apparently you can whip the crap out of horses as long as they’re over three.  Even PETA says so. Fortunately for level headed people everywhere, the Humane Society chimed in with some relevant information for us all about what really caused the problem. It’s all included in the full article.

And finally, in honor of the NBA playoffs (they ARE still going on, right? So far, I’ve successfully managed to avoid every game but one.) I present to you all the latest proof of the fact that people on the internet have too much time on their hands. Sinistar, the college days. No human being could make a free-throw with that going on in front of him.

Have a good weekend everybody.

senor.limon@crujonessociety.com

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