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Yes, for those of you keeping count, this is two Happy Friday posts in a row that feature rodents.

“The boating accident took place about one week following the naked shooting incident.” Yes… you read that right.

Swedish soldiers shoot shoulder mounted artillery cannons while nude. Commander raises concern. What may surprise you, however is the nature of the concern. A group of soldiers video tapes themselves firing munitions stark naked (except for helmets… safety first). The questions you should probably ask yourself are: Why were they shooting guns naked, secondly, why were they filming it, and thirdly would it be better if they were drunk or sober at the time? It would be unsafe to do something like this drunk, but why would anyone in his right mind do it sober? Interestingly the Soldiers’ commander seems to blister past this triviality, and raises concerns about base security?

“The film shows a group of conscripts from Amf 1 shooting a shoulder-fired mortar wearing only helmets, and generated concern about a lack of security within the unit.”

To reiterate: Soldiers firing weapons wearing nothing but helmets: fine. Fact that video is leaked to outside world: not really a problem, except that it generates query into nature of security on this particular base.

Think you’re good at Tetris? You’re not. Don’t give up on the video after the first couple minutes. Keep watching,. The game actually speeds up a couple times…. Then it starts to get really crazy. I wonder if Tetris skills of that magnitude would help you get laid in Japan any more than it would over here?

CJS Reader Ferris just sent this along: , and we here at CJS always appreciate innovation when it comes to activities involving drinking. My only concern is that the traditional 4 beer reform won’t work with that contraption. In other beer related technology; if you’ve been sitting around at home wondering if there is a more stylish way to inhale an entire beer in less than 4 seconds than with that unattractive beer bong you’ve been using, the Flabongo to the rescue! A handy neck strap is included, but unfortunately you’ll have to find your own hot chicks.

That’s it for your Friday fun this week. I don’t know about you, but I’m on vacation, and the narrow window between being too hung-over to write, and too drunk to write is quickly closing.