Archive for July, 2008

Booze

Blue No Longer: Epilogue

Now open on Sundays 

Remember that scene in Swingers when Mike meets the cute girl from Starbuck’s at the Dresden room and then leaves seven horrifying messages on her answering machine – each more awkward than the last? He spends the next two days holed up in his apartment looking through photos of his ex-girlfriend (who looks eerily similar to a small woodland rodent) feeling sorry for himself. It’s not until his friend Rob (Peter Gibbons) comes over to drop some knowledge on getting over a bad breakup that he’s slapped out of his funk and able to re-join society. Continue Reading »

Booze

Blue No Longer: Prologue

 NOw open 7 days a week!

Prohibition ended 75 years ago, yet some remnants of this historical mistake have lived on. I am referring to what are known as “Blue Laws.” “Blue Laws” vary from state to state; here in Colorado “Blue Laws” prohibit alcohol sales on Sunday. That all ends tomorrow, and as someone who has alcoholic tendencies, I couldn’t be more stoked. Continue Reading »

Television

Desperately Seeking DVD

Tense moments at the Bar None… 

In this age of too much media, every show comes out on DVD now. Mediocre shows lasting only two seasons like CBS’s “Jericho” get DVD treatment despite failing to draw a big enough audience to warrant keeping it on the air in the first place. Even worse, shows that only lasted one season like “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip” are readily available for second helpings even though most people didn’t want a first. Although, it’s nice to know that no matter how badly a show bombed in the ratings, the odds are favorable that you’ll see it on DVD so the producers can make some of their investment back. Truth is, I loved “Studio 60″ and will probably own this on DVD someday, but judging by how annoyed most everyone else was by the ironic emotional detachment of the characters and the overwritten, fast-paced dialogue, I think I’m in the minority here.

It’s with the idea of releasing a DVD of a show only produced for one season that I find myself baffled today. It astounds me that there are still shows I’d like to see yet to be released on DVD. You’d think by now that every show ever made would be ready for your consumption with the click of your mouse. I mean, really, who likes shows like “Coach,” “Dinosaurs,” “The Facts of Life,” and “JAG” enough to want to re-watch them years later? Apparently, someone. These shows are all sitting there ripe for the pickings awaiting your patronage. Jesus, who wants to own three seasons of “Coach?” I just don’t get it. Can you imagine having this box set sitting on your shelf? I mean, what would people think? And I liked the show. But I’d never, ever own it. Continue Reading »

Things We Love

Things We Love #9: Eugene Levy in “American Pie”

That’s just bad reception, Honey 

We love Eugene Levy in many things, so many things that we could probably start a website on just that premise, but we won’t. We’ll just concentrate on one of the things that we really enjoy, as Jason Biggs’ father in “American Pie.” Continue Reading »

Holiday

Happy Canada Day

Eh?

Today is Canada Day. I don’t have too much to say aboot it, just wanted to make sure everyone is aware. So instead of telling the hosers you know to take off, ask them to join you for a jelly and beer, eh.

lee.s.hart@crujonessociety.com

 

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Nonsense

Forgiveness Please….

Its my day to post, and instead of missing two days in a row I feel compelled to post something, even if it is the kind of pointless drivel we initially promised we’d never do here at CJS. I returned home this morning from the most boring 8 hours and 30 minutes of work I have ever had to endure, and upon looking at no less than 23 half finished articles on my computer I have found absolutely nothing I feel compelled to finish. Instead, here is a video of a ferret stuck in a tube, and a very sleepy kitten. I promise to be back with something substantial this Friday. Some dweeb in an art museum really pissed me off, and I feel the need to register my disgust with the entire incident on the internet. I’d post it today, but I was so enraged upon writing it the first time that the article right now is just three pages of hate filled stream of consciousness and doesn’t make a lick of sense.

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