Comments on: Random Musings on a Tuesday Morning

By: augie.maestas

augie.maestas — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:53:10 +0000

Flick – The Jorge move is an instant classic road rage move. I pull that one at least once a day. Why is it people feel the inside lane on the highway is the relax and cruise under the speed limit lane? I hate people sometimes. Actually most of the time, but I blame Flick for that.

By: keithage

keithage — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:31:44 +0000

Chaos!!! (My hand is moving back and forth like I am Jerking off an Elf standing on my shoulder.)

By: Gutter

Gutter — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:35:57 +0000

Whenever someone talks about roadrage I always think about that horrible movie that we went to called “Changing Lanes” with Ben Aflack and Samuel L. Jackson. I always laugh when I think of that part where on of the guys says “booze isn’t your drug of choice. You’re addicted to chaos.” I miss Chaos, okay not really that guy was an idiot.

By: flickerbock

flickerbock — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:19:02 +0000

My favorite road rage move is called “The Jorge”. When there is some bastard poking along 10 MPH under the speed limit in the left lane of the highway, you pass them on the right, throw on the right blinker, and cut them off. It is a great fun.

By: CassieB

CassieB — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:55:12 +0000

I happen to have a severe case of permanent road rage. I must share the most passive aggressive way to pass on road rage…give it a try. The satisfaction is overwhelming.

First, adjust your windshield wiper spray nozzles to face slightly upward, enough for the fluid to barely hit your windshield to still give you cleaning action, but also shoot onto the roof of your car.

Next, find your “victim” on any side street or freeway and as you casually cut him/her off, give your windshield wipers a big, long spray.

It is fabulous.

By: augie.maestas

augie.maestas — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:37:07 +0000

Finally leaving work and all I can think about is…It’s always fucking bocce balls!!

You all thought I was going to say Icebox, but you were wrong. Sicko’s

By: flickerbock

flickerbock — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:37:06 +0000

“It’s always fucking bocce balls” means that he and his dad were about to throw their big balls at their little ball. Obviously.

By: augie.maestas

augie.maestas — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:11:26 +0000

My Vice President just walked in and I gave her the Sandra Oh face. I am not sure if the VP is a man or a woman. Gross.

Icebox – seriously? Holy crap. Not only did she turn into a hottie, but how awesome would it be to call your significant other Icebox? I think I am going to try and start calling my lady friend Icebox. We will see how it goes. I told her last night she has big shoulders.

Guitar Hero 3 = Awesome. Devil went Down to Georgia, the final battle is awesome too.

Rock Band = Fun times. Say it Ain’t So – Weezer. Fun times to play

Rock Band 2 = Can’t wait. Chop Suey – System of a Down, Down with the Sickness – Disturbed, White Wedding – Billy Idol, Give it all – Rise Against and a lot more. Awesome!!

By: E Dagger

E Dagger — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:01:27 +0000

Yes, bocce balls are good. I have no idea why, but I heard Patton Oswalt use the phrase one time when I was in high school, and I always liked it, so it creeps out from time to time.

By: keithage

keithage — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:46:30 +0000

I was lost on the Bocce Balls thing too. Are bocce balls good?

Doyle from Bio Dome was in the Usual Suspects? Huh, shows what I know.

Icebox Yes!