Comments on: What The Candy You Hand Out Says About You http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/ Gin soaked internet comedy just like Mom used to make. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:20:00 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Lee S. Hart http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1485 Lee S. Hart Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:00:41 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/#comment-1485 Here's something I didn't even consider. http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=103187&catid=337 Here’s something I didn’t even consider.
http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=103187&catid=337

]]> By: keithage http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1341 keithage Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:39:43 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/#comment-1341 Knowing you you probably ran in to a Morman and debated him finaly conceding that you would read the book, but in your mind you were like "heh heh sucker I'm not going to read this crap. Winner, Limon!" Knowing you you probably ran in to a Morman and debated him finaly conceding that you would read the book, but in your mind you were like “heh heh sucker I’m not going to read this crap. Winner, Limon!”

]]> By: Senor Limon http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1331 Senor Limon Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:54:00 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/#comment-1331 That's the second time in two weeks one of you two has referred to me as an evil person. I'm not evil. I just don't care for children. I'm also reminded of one time in college I passed out drunk and woke up the next morning fully clothed in my bed with nothing in my pockets but the book of Mormon. To this day I have no idea how it got there. That’s the second time in two weeks one of you two has referred to me as an evil person. I’m not evil. I just don’t care for children.

I’m also reminded of one time in college I passed out drunk and woke up the next morning fully clothed in my bed with nothing in my pockets but the book of Mormon. To this day I have no idea how it got there.

]]> By: augie.maestas http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1292 augie.maestas Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:25:16 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/#comment-1292 Dagger - Pay the $.75 for the big candy bar and forget the calories. You can counter the calorie thoughts by saying, "hey, I am helping kids fight autism." That is what I would do. Just don't steal pennies from that jar. It's not the "Pennies for everyone" jar. Dagger – Pay the $.75 for the big candy bar and forget the calories. You can counter the calorie thoughts by saying, “hey, I am helping kids fight autism.” That is what I would do.

Just don’t steal pennies from that jar. It’s not the “Pennies for everyone” jar.

]]> By: Tron http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1291 Tron Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:24:14 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/#comment-1291 I gave out the full sized candy bars a couple of years ago, because I figured that hardly anybody would stop by my basement apartment, and I wanted to reward the ones who did. Nobody came, so I took them to work. I gave out the full sized candy bars a couple of years ago, because I figured that hardly anybody would stop by my basement apartment, and I wanted to reward the ones who did. Nobody came, so I took them to work.

]]> By: R http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1290 R Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:53:32 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/#comment-1290 Grwoing up we used to have a neighbor who was a Real Estate agent who would staple her business card to the back of individually wrapped Reese's Peanut Butter cups. I hated that bitch...though I do love Reese's. Grwoing up we used to have a neighbor who was a Real Estate agent who would staple her business card to the back of individually wrapped Reese’s Peanut Butter cups. I hated that bitch…though I do love Reese’s.

]]> By: E Dagger http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1289 E Dagger Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:31:54 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/#comment-1289 It's amazing how the tide has turned (for me at least). Our candy bowl in the accounting office always has the standard selection of Hershey Kisses, Tootsie Rolls, and those butterscotch whatever-the-fucks. But sometimes there's fun size candy bars in there, so I get stoked over a Butterfinger or a Reese's cup. On the other hand, there's a carton of goodies in the kitchen where you pay $.75 to fight autism (or whatever) filled with full size candy bars. No one fucking touches it considering all the calories involved. Final summation: Getting old is stupid. It’s amazing how the tide has turned (for me at least). Our candy bowl in the accounting office always has the standard selection of Hershey Kisses, Tootsie Rolls, and those butterscotch whatever-the-fucks. But sometimes there’s fun size candy bars in there, so I get stoked over a Butterfinger or a Reese’s cup.

On the other hand, there’s a carton of goodies in the kitchen where you pay $.75 to fight autism (or whatever) filled with full size candy bars. No one fucking touches it considering all the calories involved. Final summation: Getting old is stupid.

]]> By: Lee S. Hart http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1287 Lee S. Hart Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:17:24 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/#comment-1287 Just found this interesting tid bit that I could have used yesterday! http://www.theonion.com/content/statshot/what_are_we_handing_out_for Just found this interesting tid bit that I could have used yesterday!

http://www.theonion.com/content/statshot/what_are_we_handing_out_for

]]> By: Lee S. Hart http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1286 Lee S. Hart Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:06:28 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/#comment-1286 Gutter, I hope these are the things you teach to your daughter Gutter, I hope these are the things you teach to your daughter

]]> By: Gutter http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1285 Gutter Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:40:25 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2008/10/29/what-the-candy-you-hand-out-says-about-you/#comment-1285 I remember the only place where you could get a full sized candy bar was from this old couple in the neighborhood, but you had to go down into their basement and look at this guy’s model train set. Was it worth possibly being abducted for a full sized candy bar? Yes it was. I remember the only place where you could get a full sized candy bar was from this old couple in the neighborhood, but you had to go down into their basement and look at this guy’s model train set. Was it worth possibly being abducted for a full sized candy bar? Yes it was.

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