Archive for October, 2008

Things We Love

Things We Love #14: October

 Quit playin’ with your dingy

Well, it’s October, and I couldn’t be happier. October is by far my favorite month of the year. A lot of people choose their birth month as their favorite. Mine’s in February when it’s ass cold outside, so that’s lame. Some people will choose a summer month. A lot of people take their vacation during that time and crowd every place up, and I’m not one for crowds. Others, usually children, choose December because they get time off from school and that Christmas thing happens then. I’ve spent the past eight years seeing the ugly side of Christmas and have come to dread December. For me, October has all those months trumped and here’s why. Continue Reading »

Friday

Happy Friday #17: Reg Dunlop Memorial Edition

“Hey Hanrahan, your wife’s a lesbian!”

We lost a great man, a brilliant actor, and the star of one of the top 5 sports movies of all-time this week. I can think of no better way to kick off Happy Friday than to echo his call before the Hyannisport game when the Chiefs Booster Club followed them on their road trip:

“All right, let’s show ‘em what we got, guys! Get out there on the ice and let ‘em know you’re there. Get that fuckin’ stick in their side. Let ‘em know you’re there! Get that lumber in his teeth. Let ‘em know you’re there!”

Ned Braden: “Bleed all over ‘em. Let ‘em know you’re there!”

Hey, eat shit, pretty boy. No one asked you. Now click the links. Let ‘em know you’re there! Continue Reading »

Movie, Sport

A Comedy With Bats and Balls: Major League

They’re still shitty 

Considering it’s baseball week here at the Cru Jones Society, Dagger and I wanted to pay tribute to the finest baseball series on the planet – Major League, Major League II, and *sigh* Major League: Back to the Minors. Taking into consideration I am the only person to ever own the third installment (ever) I was given that one to write about; Dagger took the second; this has lead some CJS readers to believie that Limon would be tackling the first. Well that would be wrong. Limon is playing with tarantulas in the dessert. So Dagger and I fought over who would write the piece about the greatest baseball movie. The results from that fight after the jump.

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Movie, Sport

Major League II: A Sequel with 90% Less Rene Russo!

Taylor, Vaughn, & Dorn 

The sequel used to be tricky business. As a filmmaker, you used to have to try and stay true to the original film while advancing the story in an interesting fashion and evolving the characters. That is – back when studio executives actually gave a shit about any of their products. Now it seems that more sequels come out each year than original films (you can lump remakes in here as well). I mean, Christ, 6 of the top 10 movies of 2007 were not only sequels, but most of them were THE THIRD in the series. Six of the top ten! Are we playing it safe? Are we running out of ideas? Are we too afraid of change? Were people really that desperate to see another installment of National Treasure or Shrek? I need answers!

Of course, at least most of the time these days, the filmmakers try to invent a new adventure in which our favorite friends take part – Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Elizabeth Swann execute an impossible-to-follow series of double crosses in order to… actually I’m not really sure who was trying to achieve what in that third Pirates movie – but there was a time when it was clear the filmmakers truly just did not give a crap. The studio came knocking on their doors with armfuls of cash to pump out a sequel like yet another peculiarly named Sarah Palin child, and the filmmakers snickered as they did their best to see if they could get away with handing in the exact same script with minor adjustments without anyone at the studio noticing.

Obviously, this tactic worked at least a few times. Tell me Home Alone 2 was fundamentally any different than the first one. Convince me that the basic structure of Wayne trying to win back Cassandra from her richer and better-looking producer changed somewhere between Wayne’s World and Wayne‘s World 2. And even though they played the evil nation of Iceland in D2, the fact that Averman, Goldberg, and Spazzway still play worse hockey than your average local chapter of Jerry’s Kids renders it indecipherable from the original.

You could make the same case for Major League II. And basically, you’re not wrong. Except that I’m here to tell you that, no, in fact, you ARE wrong, dear CJS reader. Here are the main ways in which Major League II differs from (and in many ways is superior to) the original, and great, Major League. Continue Reading »

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