Cru Jones Society

I think I have to go with car on this one. I need not explain why the Corvette is my choice, but more why I pass on the other two.

Food: I can get surf and turf pretty easily for less than $50.

Sex: Even though AJ hot, I don’t find her the hottest piece of tail on the face of the earth and definitley not worth being pummeled to death by the guy who played Achillies in Troy and Tyler Durden in Fight Club and did I mention the guy who played the bad ass in Spy Game.

I’ll have to agree with you Deuce. Also AJ has all those kids running around.

Now do I have to take the car in the color that it’s shown in? Yellow doesn’t so much work for me.

I agree the car would be my choice too.
Not a huge fan of lobster.
Not a huge fan of AJ.
Since when have we been refering to Angelina Jolie as AJ, is it just a time thing for spelling out her whole name or am I really that out of touch with the pop media?

It was just a laziness thing on my part for spelling out her whole name.

I’m gonna switch it up here and go with the surf and turf. I’m really not attracted to AJ at all, plus she might try to adopt me or something. With I car like that I don’t think I would be able to enjoy it to its fullest without getting way too many tickets. I think the steak and lobster would be the only thing of the three to leave me satisfied.

I am going to go with the surf and turf. While having AJ would be cool, I don’t prefer to get a venereal disease or prefer having to deal with Brad Pitt watching us through a one sided mirror while he spanks it. The corvette would not be cool because I don’t want to be the stereotypical driver who is bald, over 40, and has a miniature sized penis. The surf and turf will fill my belly and should leave no major side after effect, plus it is free. I have a feeling AJ and the corvette will cost a lot over the long run leaving me poor and hungry.

I look forward to future Food, Sex and Car quizzes. This is a brilliant idea and I fully support the use of this quiz in future blog posts.

The correct answer is probably the surf and turf but I would choose AJ. Have you seen those BJ lips?

Jolie – because you know that she is a freak. She would pull out some crazy shit that would be incredible!

I can get surf and turf at any local steakhouse. In fact I have a coupon for it at Morton’s, so I have to pass on that one.

As for AJ, she’s nice and all, but I have a feeling that sex with her would be a lot like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, to quote Stewie Griffin.

So, I’m going to have to go with the Corvette.

To quote Stewie Griffin or the NOFX song.

Twodogszk, are you saying that the only thing you need left to become that stereotypical guy is the car? If so, I think you need the car.

Umm…Jolie, duh. Not only is she hot, but I bet that if she’s all busy with her kids, I can trick Brad Pitt into helping me do some humanitarian research, if you know what I mean.

Surf N’ Turf, please.

Although I’m aware of Angelina Jolie’s hotness, I’m more of a Jen Aniston fan in general. Also, the jealousy factor over her hot husband is pretty high and I’m not a big enough person to overlook it whilst making this decision. Give him back to me, Jolie.

The car is saucy, and I appreciate its orange color (it is highly underused in general) but I couldn’t:
a.) see myself driving it. Ever.
b.) Nor could I ever see myself dating a person who chooses to drive it. Sorry. Too flashy.

Angelina Jolie (aka AJ)

I pick Jolie also. She is a freak and looked amazing in Gone in 60 Seconds!!