Food, Sex, or Cars? Frat Edition

We’re loving the responses so far, but oddly enough, no one asked about the contest.

You: Hey Dagger, tell us about the contest.
Me: You got it, faithful reader! And thanks for asking.

The person who scores the highest on Food, Sex, or Cars throughout the week will have the opportunity to pen their very own Cru Jones Society column. That’s right. Want to get your unique views read by an ever expanding oh-shit-we-didn’t-plan-to-grow-this-fast audience? Have your own Pissface Mode and a whimsically amusing tale of mildly anti-social behavior? Is there a Thing You Love/Hate that the rest of the world just has to know about? Well, continue playing along in our Food, Sex, or Cars contest, and you’ll get your chance.

We’re revealing the correct choices for each scenario on Monday along with everyone’s score. The one who scores the highest in appropriately balancing life’s three most basic desires has the opportunity to work with Hart, Limon, and myself to craft their very own CJS-style article. We’ll format it for you and add pictures, links, and a unique signoff line just for you. So, keep on making the correct choices, and you just might get your chance.

In the meantime, here’s today’s first scenario…

edagger@crujonessociety.com

25 Nov 2008 E Dagger

keithage

Unless you are Harry and the Hendersons Pizza and Beer is the correct choice.
http://teamsudar.blogspot.com Deuce

That Wagoneer is sweet, but since it says you get the entire six-pack, I am going to have to go with Keith and choose Six-pack and pizza.

Note on Linda Cohn: I don’t like to sleep with women that know sports better than I do.
Tron

I already sleep with a woman who knows more about sports than I do. Seriously, she was quizzing me on the names of the Phillies players during the NLCS. So check on that, I care not for Linda Cohn. The Wagoneer is pretty sweet, especially with all that paneling. But really, there is no better meal than pizza and beer. This challenge is a no brainer, pizza and beer.
Gutter

Cross off Linda Cohn she is a huge New York everything fan and that annoys me. It would be great to relive the old days of riding around in your friend’s parent’s Wagoneer, but when it comes down to it not much beats pizza and beer, so pizza and beer it is!

Couldn’t find any sexy pictures of Linda Cohn? Shocking!
flickerbock

For some reason, this one appears to me to be a trick questions. The easy answer is pizza and beer. But for some reason, I think we are getting duped here.

But I will stick with my gut reaction of pizza and beer.

And the “prize” for the highest score is the opportunity to work with you three stooges? Wouldn’t a swift kick to the nuts be a better option?

Just kidding. But not really.

I do, however, have 37 articles to choose from when you call my number. Again, just kidding. But not really.
R

Linda Cohn…seriously? I shudder to think what she might look like without a team of makeup artists slathering on a 1/4 inch of product every night. Plus, she knows nothing about hockey which consistently pisses me off.

My family had a Wagoneer when I grew up, paneling and all. It was sweet, but I had my fill of that for a lifetime.

Pizza and beer is the easy call here. The bottom line is that there is no man out there who can turn this combo down and still call himself a man.
http://horribledatingstories.blogspot.com jitterrawks

Hmm…Are we playing Clue? Is it doing it with Linda Cohn in the backseat of the Wagoneer and then eating pizza and beer? Because if so, I’m really busy that night. Sorry, can’t make it…I have to…umm…reorganize my CD collection. Yeah. That.
http://www.crujonessociety.com Lee S. Hart

“…Wagoneer and then eating pizza and beer?”

Not “then,” “while”
twodogszk

Pizza and beer. There is no better food combination.
http://www.skipngo.wordpress.com kristatothemax

God, this one is tough. I’m going to vote for pizza and beer, because I wouldn’t be a good frat boy and/or American if I didn’t.

But, part of me wanted to vote for the Wagoneer because they’re probably pretty reliable and last a long time and stuff.

Also I think the kind of beer you’re offering matters; if it’s like a shitty Coors light and not a Fat Tire, I would definitely go for the vehicle instead.
http://augieworld.blogspot.com/ augie.maestas

Linda Cohn – reasons: you are sleeping with someone on Sports Center, you probably will get to meet other Sports Center people, you might get an in at Sports Center for work, you can meet a lot of awesome professional athletes this way, and there are things that can take care of the way she looks – like the 6-pack.

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