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Brad Pitt, no explanation needed.

Fondue. The reason is this – I have heard women argue over Brad Pitt’s attractiveness. I have heard women argue over shoe styles and such. But I have never heard any women argue over whether or not fondue is good. Women fucking love fondue. So that has to be the right answer.

Fondue.

I don’t know, man. Brad Pitt is dreamy as hell (and I’ll admit to an on-again/off-again mancrush on him), and fondue is awesome, but the caption says “a huge collection of Jimmy Choos.” From what I understand, these are incredible shoes, and if I’m a woman (or maybe if I’m MY woman), I’m not passing up a collection of expensive shoes no matter the dude or delicious cheesy then chocolatey goodness.

Although, fondue is just about the only argument-proof food out there, so you may be onto something. Tough call.

I’m going to agree with Flickerbock on this one. Pitt while attractive might not be the choice for all women, besides hes got whatever venereal crud AJ has. And while most women dig shoes, not all women play Sex and the City with their shoe choices. Fondue takes this one.

I put my woman hat on and picked the shoes. Bitch I could get better than Brad if I had the shoes and eating the food will make my butt big.

Without question, the answer is the shoes. I’m not sure why, I just know it to be true.

If I have to rationalize it in some way, I would say that it’s because a huge collection of shoes would last a lot longer than a bowl of chocolate or sex with Brad Pitt, and would elicit far more envy from the lady-friends.

I always hear women complaining that heels always hurt their feet so I will eliminate the shoes. I think Brad Pitt’s stock is falling, he is getting a little older and I think most women would take Jennifer Aniston’s back before AJ’s back. So as much as I hate to go with the masses on this one I think Fondue would be the choice even with the fat ass risk, I think that is a risk most women would take.

I am going to have to go with The shoes. Here’s why.
Chocolate fondue, though delicious, would be wierd to eat by yourself and as a woman, I would probably start agonizing about how much it’s going to my hips without someone else there to gab and distract me from the caloric intake.
I’ll pass on Brad Pitt because he seems like a lot of drama and if my many “quick peeks” at the Cosmo on the table have taught me, it’s that there is always an attractive “guy without a shirt” to be found in the world.
C’mon, those shoes look sweet, and as Mr Dagger pointed out, you get a huge collection. So you’d be set for anything and anyone. Plus with shoes that look that great, you might just get a “guy without a shirt” to buy fondue for you.

Okay here’s one girls point of view. I go for the fondue. Fondue always means either romance, or friends. You never eat Fondue alone, and you can’t go wrong with some romance or good friends.

I pass on Brad Pitt because even though he will always be hot, it is a one time thing… not worth it.

I pass on the shoes, though it was my second choice, because Jimmy Choo’s are awesome but you can’t wear them with you target and old navy clothes, you have to dress the part, so I would never get to wear them.

So there it is fondue! (Maybe some cupcakes and some chocolate milk to go with Natalies )

Gentlemen (and Lady) Responders:

I have the answer, and another female perspective for you. Michellemabell presents some compelling points, however I must choose:

ANSWER: SHOES

Why?

1. Fondue: Delicious? Yes. However I do not see the actual act of eating it (and I imagine doing so while wearing a moo-moo) leading to a) sex with Brad Pitt or b) a rockin’ outfit while wearing my Jimmy’s. Fondue: OUT.

2. Brad Pit: Delicious? Yes. However he has the capability of a) not being as attractive in person b) being really bad in bed or c) leaving you sobbing as he ditches you for Angelina while she walks by wearing her Jimmy Choo’s. Brad Pitt: OUT

3. Shoes: Delicious? Yes. And not only are they gorgeous, but they have the capability of making you appealing to Brad Pitt, look gorgeous while eating Fondue and most importantly, making yourself feel gorgeous and not giving a $hit what everyone else thinks because you know your shoes are the bomb and those who roll their eyes only want a pair of their own. And I personally can wear almost any Target or Old Navy outfit with Jimmy Choo’s, you just have to choose strategically. And best, it doesn’t matter if your clothes are from Target or Old Navy, because your shoes rock.

Cassie B, you are Brilliant!
here are my/your thoughts again.
1)Fondu is going to make me fat, maybe not one portion of it, but I won’t enjoy it because I will be thinking about the pants that will not fit in the morning. Foundu = OUT
2) The ONLY way Brad Pitt works is if one is GUARANTEED to get pregnant by Mr. Pitt. If that were a sure thing then BRING ON BRAD! Why do I say this? With that child of his (among his many others) comes a lovely child support check, so I can buy all the Jimmy Choo’s I want. No baby? No Brad. Brad = OUT
3) Oh shoes… They fit when you are feeling fat (from the fondu) they make the outfit perfect every time (yes guys, this applies to your shoes too… Might want to get a few new pairs… We notice) and who needs comfortable shoes when you will look as hot as you do in your Choo’s?
Choo’s win. Hands down.

It appears I am wrong.

First of all, Fondue doesn’t compare to either of the other choices in my opinion, so that’s out.

But you guys, I don’t know what to do! Am I choosing as a real girl would choose? Or am I choosing how a boy thinks a girl would choose? Fuck.

Also, I need some more information. How many pairs of shoes are we talking about here people? A “huge collection” of shoes really means different amounts to different genders. For example, I would say that a “huge amount” of shoes would qualify as 200+, like in Mariah Carey’s closet on MTV’s Cribs. I would guess that dudes would be overwhelmed at about… I dunno…. 3 pairs.

I guess I will go with the shoes, assuming it is actually a large amount of them (at least double digits.) Brad Pitt has a habit of leaving hot chicks, so maybe the shoes are the most stable choice.

Yes.

I would have to go with the shoes, because my lady friend loves wearing heels and looks damn good in them. Not going to lie, no matter what she is or isn’t wearing, heels is the deal!!