Food, Sex, or Cars? Fifth Edition

I think you’ve got a good handle on how this works by now. Expect one more this afternoon, as well as an announcement about the rest of the contest. For now…

Let’s play Food, Sex, or Cars!

Grilled Cheese, no Tomato Soup

Fat Kirstie Alley

1998 Mercury Sable, possible rust damage

senor.limon@crujonessociety.com

keithage

Merc sable. I mean the car is named after the messenger god and you know he is going to have some good wheels to get around and a WWE wrestler. What more do you want?

A grilled cheese with no tomato soup is just not worth it.

I didn’t even like Kirsty Alley when she wasn’t fat.
Tron

Grilled cheese. I was tempted to say Kirstie Alley, but then Keithage reminded me that I don’t like her when she’s not fat, if she wasn’t annoying she might get my vote.
The Mercury isn’t anything special, and you really can’t take chances with rust damage.
Now, I never eat my grilled cheese with tomato soup anyway. I do put mustard on it, so if I can have mustard it’s a win win.
R

Wow, this is so tough…they are all so unappealing.

I don’t think a 98 Sable is going to get you very far, and just the possibility that it might leave you stranded and/or injured in some way has to outweigh Kirstie Alley (no pun intended) or the grilled cheese without tomato soup.

The grilled cheese is one of my favorite sandwiches, but it really goes hand-in-hand with the tomato soup. Lacking that, and the fact that I can get one for $1 just about anywhere, even if it’s not on the menu, rules the grilled cheese out.

So, here I’m left with fat Kirstie Alley. I’ll take her for 2 reasons:
1 – She’s been up and down so much with her weight and single for so long that she is probably starved for sexual gratification. I think it would be a hell of a ride.
2 – It would be a great story to tell your friends.
flickerbock

Grilled cheese sandwich for the lone reason that it is the only choice that won’t make me ralph.
http://teamsudar.blogspot.com Deuce

I am going to have to go with grilled cheese. The car is pretty lame, and it looks like in that picture Kirstie is crushing some poor guy underneath her. I don’t want to be that guy.
http://www.crujonessociety.com Lee S. Hart

She’s not crushing some guy. She’s become so large she has begun to grow additional appendages. I don’t know why she dressed the appendages in what appears to be a suit.
http://www.skipngo.wordpress.com kristatothemax

Kirstie Alley? No. Too weird and annoying.
Sable? No. Reminds me of old people for some reason.

The obvious choice is the grilled cheese. I was never brought up to eat it with soup, so I wouldn’t miss it.
http://augieworld.blogspot.com/ augie.maestas

Flickerbocks new name is Ralph! Because he would really like Kristie Alley, he told me.

I am going to choose the Sable. Because I can drive it to get the Grilled Cheese. Plus I can sell it right away and make a profit to buy more grilled cheese. Awesome!!

Cru Jones Society

Food, Sex, or Cars? Fifth Edition

Sponsored Links

Recent Posts

Recent Comments

Tweets from the CJS

Links

CJS Network

Cru Jones Approved

Radical Miracles

Categories

Meta

Advertisement