Cru Jones Society

Someone once told me that mayonnaise was “the cheese of condiments…it makes everything better.” I wholeheartedly agree. Mayo wins this one in a landslide.

What kind of boogie board is that, a Surfster? I’ll take that one and carry it around the Southern Arizona desert just to confuse the hell out of people.

Boogie board

the funny one in the middle… I guess

I’m going with the boogie board on this one. It’s a multi-purpose item. I could use it as a tray for my ottoman or, even better, a prop on which to place my cats and take funny pictures of them “surfing” in kitty bathing suits. That picture could get me famous on the Internet.

The boogie board. Mayo is ok, in small doses, and although Miss Ferrell is funny, I just can’t pass up the boogie board.

Mayo. I don’t even like mayo, but I don’t like drowning even more. And if you know me, you know I sink like a rock. So I stick with mayo. As for Miss Ferrell, pass.

Mayo. Makes everything delicious.

I hate Mayo, but I am going with Mayo!!

Mayo…