Cru Jones Society

Gothopotamus….aaah!. The straight ballin stuntaz dress like rapers but they are white so it is the correct amount of threatning. But that Hot Dog looks so cute and I think cute is a synonym for delicious, I go with the Hot Dog.

Good God man. Is the answer an Icy Hot Stuntaz car? I just… Good God, man! You are one sick bastard.

This choice is really making my brain hurt. Ouch. Goth is never the correct answer to any question, so the Gothopotamus is out. Little puppy in a bun – is that like one of those Anne Geddes pictures of babies dressed as weird shit? The losers in the last picture need to be beaten frequently. I’m joining Keith with choosing the hot dog.

I think if I chose the car but the icy hot stuntaz guys had to be my friends I would end up spending my life in prison for vehicular homicide, which I think would be worse than eternal hell, so that’s out. I could barely stomach seeing gothapotamus the 1st time (though the name did make me laugh out loud), so that thing is out. The dog is so freakin cute, how could anyone choose otherwise? Plus you have a pal for life. Hot dog it is.

DOG for sure
the rest ???

People, I think that we have to remember that we must EAT the poor puppy if we choose it. Therefor, I’m going with The Icy Hot Stuntaz for a couple of reasons:

- I wouldn’t worry about getting in trouble with them. Clearly, they’re wanna-be’s, so they’re too lame to actually commit crimes. They would spend all of their time ghostriding the whip.

- My favorite color is sparkly and they might give me one of those cool necklaces, leaving me a very happy camper. Don’t be jealous of my bling! Shoot.

Gothapatamus Bitches!!!

I think its the hot dog.
As much as I love pouring thousands of dollars in a car that cost only 10K to start with, I’ll go for the hot dog. Plus, I have to save the hotdog from the gothapotamus.

I would befriend the Gothapatamous for one reason and one reason only. When that person comes into my place of employment with a shotgun, I will be the only one not harmed. You know they have some chemical imbalance that makes them do crazy stuff like that so I will take my chance and be nice to the crazy kid who is going to kill everyone then commit suicide.

Gothapatamous. I have no idea why, I just think it wins. And p.s. it is going to give me nightmares tonight.