Comments on: Things We Hate #15 Monkeys http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/ Because the internet can't be all porn... Mon, 21 May 2012 02:01:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Deuce http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-3816 Deuce Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:13:19 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/#comment-3816 Proof. http://www.wfsb.com/news/18744089/detail.html Proof.
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]]> By: Lee S. Hart http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-3452 Lee S. Hart Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:24:40 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/#comment-3452 "Pray... For... Mojo." “Pray…
For…
Mojo.”

]]> By: Gutter http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-3449 Gutter Thu, 05 Feb 2009 19:06:46 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/#comment-3449 "let us know how your wife enjoys having a monkey in the house" (Insert sexual innuendo here). “let us know how your wife enjoys having a monkey in the house”

(Insert sexual innuendo here).

]]> By: E Dagger http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-3448 E Dagger Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:37:43 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/#comment-3448 I second the motion. Also, let us know how your wife enjoys having a monkey in your house. I second the motion. Also, let us know how your wife enjoys having a monkey in your house.

]]> By: Senor Limon http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-3447 Senor Limon Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:12:25 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/#comment-3447 You should buy a monkey. Buy a monkey and turn it loose in your house. Be sure to share photos of the destruction with all of us. You should buy a monkey. Buy a monkey and turn it loose in your house. Be sure to share photos of the destruction with all of us.

]]> By: Flickerbock http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-3445 Flickerbock Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:44:58 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/#comment-3445 All this monkey hatred is driving me to go buy a monkey. Monkeys kick ass. All this monkey hatred is driving me to go buy a monkey. Monkeys kick ass.

]]> By: augie.maestas http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-3444 augie.maestas Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:51:46 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/#comment-3444 So this <a href="http://www.vinland.org/scamp/monkey/pix/saminsuit.jpg" title="Look, a space monkey!" rel="nofollow">little guy</a> didn't make it to the moon, but he gave it a hell of a ride on the rocket. Monkeys will take over the world if we keep teaching them how to interact with the higher primate. However, I believe computers will be the first to take over the world which is amazing because who made the computers - intelligent higher primates. The less intelligent higher primates like myself would never create that has more power and knowledge then me. So I don't make anything (which is weird for a Mexican not to make things like streets, walls or mow and water your grass). So this little guy didn’t make it to the moon, but he gave it a hell of a ride on the rocket.

Monkeys will take over the world if we keep teaching them how to interact with the higher primate. However, I believe computers will be the first to take over the world which is amazing because who made the computers – intelligent higher primates. The less intelligent higher primates like myself would never create that has more power and knowledge then me. So I don’t make anything (which is weird for a Mexican not to make things like streets, walls or mow and water your grass).

]]> By: CassieB http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-3443 CassieB Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:37:15 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/#comment-3443 Good point Keithage. I am sure you also know that Albert II ended up dying (along with many other monkeys) during such missions. Nevermind the many monkeys that are used in testing for both important causes (experiments with potentially life saving drugs) but also less important causes (testing of cosmetics, plastics, etc). Sure, they may stink and poo, but I gotta give them some credit for all they have done for the "higher primate." Good point Keithage. I am sure you also know that Albert II ended up dying (along with many other monkeys) during such missions. Nevermind the many monkeys that are used in testing for both important causes (experiments with potentially life saving drugs) but also less important causes (testing of cosmetics, plastics, etc).

Sure, they may stink and poo, but I gotta give them some credit for all they have done for the “higher primate.”

]]> By: Deuce http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-3442 Deuce Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:33:15 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/#comment-3442 i agree with sr. limon. i have never understood why people think monkeys are so great. their areas always smell the worst at the zoo. if you're so great, clean up after yourself. i agree with sr. limon. i have never understood why people think monkeys are so great. their areas always smell the worst at the zoo. if you’re so great, clean up after yourself.

]]> By: keithage http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-3441 keithage Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:26:13 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/04/things-we-hate-15-monkeys/#comment-3441 Mr. Limon, How do you feel about Albert II? Disappointed that the monkey's beat us to space? Or pleased that rather than risk a higher primate (read Homo Sapian Sapian) we send a monkey to do our dirty work? Mr. Limon, How do you feel about Albert II? Disappointed that the monkey’s beat us to space? Or pleased that rather than risk a higher primate (read Homo Sapian Sapian) we send a monkey to do our dirty work?

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