Cru Jones Society

How does the old saying go? Better late than never. We apologize for the tardiness brevity of today’s Happy Friday. Sometimes things just happen like an emergency at work, or getting hopped up on pain meds, or assuming that someone else was taking care of it. But that’s neither here or there at this point. We have a few links for you, so let’s quit dilly-dallying (surprisingly that didn’t get red lined by spell check) and get this show on the road.

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Our first order of business this Friday is the Monday Confessional. We want you to tell us your all-time, number one, favorite video game ever. Is it the classic Pong? Maybe Guitar Hero hits the right note. What ever it is we want to know about it, and give us a little story to go along with it. Send your reply to staff@crujonessociety.com and look for all the answers on Monday.

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A recent scientific study has shown that crabs not only feel but also remember pain. So humans are not the only creatures who can be emo. Also try not to think about all those little guys crying as you scrub them from your pubic area.

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We have warning labels on cigarettes, booze, anything with peanuts. Some cities *cough Tucson cough* even have obvious ones to warn people not to enter places when said place is flooded. So it only makes sense to have one for something that may be a “dietary disaster.” Though if you cannot tell just from looking at the damn sandwich that it is a “dietary disaster,” then you need to move to Tucson where you will be warned of everything that normal functioning people are obvious to.

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One time one of our loyal readers posted in the comments to a quiz about Wrestlemania. We were appreciative. Now the site that did that quiz has posted a second Wrestlemania quiz. Not a quiz about the second Wrestlemania, but an additional quiz relating to Wrestlemania. Oh just hit the link already.

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Most of us smile when we’re getting out photo taken. Usually this is because we take photos to capture the good times. But smiling in photos hasn’t always been the standard. Matt Soniak takes a closer look at why people didn’t smile in them and how that all changed. Apparently that device is not trying to steal our souls.

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Ah breakfast, the most important meal of the day. For must of us at CJS breakfast consists of delicious cereal. Occasionally we enjoy a fine McMuffin from the local golden arches. Evidently we do not enjoy them as much as some people. Also we have the ability to tell time and realize that breakfast is not served all day. Oh and we can control our tempers if we can’t obtain something that is out of our control. If you’re wondering what were talking about, this story should clear things up.

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This week’s demotivator is dedicated to those last two gentlemen.

Have a nice weekend every one. Follow us on Twitter!

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