Comments on: The Truth Behind 4 Candy Bar Names

By: augie.maestas

augie.maestas — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:15:12 +0000

Kiethage – That is too graphic. Everyone knows about the guy in the supply room and if you treat him well he won’t kill you later, but no one wants to hear about his taint!

By: keithage

keithage — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:11:40 +0000

Thanks ass now I gots to get me some candy. I’ll make sure to bring one for the guy with the Taint that looks like a sack of potatoes so he doesn’t kill me in the future.

By: Lee S. Hart

Lee S. Hart — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:43:35 +0000

I think Hitler only liked white chocolate

By: E Dagger

E Dagger — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:26:07 +0000

For whatever reason, I think Snickers is the perfect name for a horse. It’s like that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer has a cough and borrows a dog named Smuckers to get dog pills to cure his cough. I still find that dog coughing one of the funniest things ever on television for some reason.

When I was a wee lad, my mom used to drop me off at this lady’s house to look after me and a few other kids. She had a friendly collie named Skittles, which I also thought was a good name.

It’s hard to go wrong naming an animal after some kind of candy because your dog should give you good feelings, much like candy does. I mean, seriously, who hates candy? I’m willing to bet even Hitler enjoyed chocolate.

Needless to say I’m really bored right now and spent way too much time thinking about this. But when you have a meeting cancel and few projects on your plate, what are you gonna do? Maybe go get candy…

By: Deuce

Deuce — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:38:37 +0000

“Abba- Zabba, you my only friend.”