Comments on: Booze Straight Up, Guilt Back http://crujonessociety.com/2009/06/22/booze-straight-up-guilt-back/ Gin soaked internet comedy just like Mom used to make. Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:11:00 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: R http://crujonessociety.com/2009/06/22/booze-straight-up-guilt-back/comment-page-1/#comment-5634 R Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:13:58 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/06/22/booze-straight-up-guilt-back/#comment-5634 Greyhounds used to be my drink of choice for about a year. I had everyone I knew turned on to them. They are delicious, refreshing, and not at all unmanly in my eyes. They also have an added benefit: grapefuit juice acts kind of like an enzyme in aiding in the absorption of certain things into our bloodstreams, namely medications, certain chemicals, and also alcohol. So greyhounds = drunk in less time/money. Orange dreamsicle martinis, on the other hand....gay. Greyhounds used to be my drink of choice for about a year. I had everyone I knew turned on to them. They are delicious, refreshing, and not at all unmanly in my eyes. They also have an added benefit: grapefuit juice acts kind of like an enzyme in aiding in the absorption of certain things into our bloodstreams, namely medications, certain chemicals, and also alcohol. So greyhounds = drunk in less time/money.

Orange dreamsicle martinis, on the other hand….gay.

]]> By: Lee S. Hart http://crujonessociety.com/2009/06/22/booze-straight-up-guilt-back/comment-page-1/#comment-5627 Lee S. Hart Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:31:50 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/06/22/booze-straight-up-guilt-back/#comment-5627 Diet Dr. Pepper taste more like regular Dr. Pepper, so the only ones who will know are you and the bartender, and he's already judging you. Diet Dr. Pepper taste more like regular Dr. Pepper, so the only ones who will know are you and the bartender, and he’s already judging you.

]]> By: keithage http://crujonessociety.com/2009/06/22/booze-straight-up-guilt-back/comment-page-1/#comment-5626 keithage Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:58:44 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/06/22/booze-straight-up-guilt-back/#comment-5626 Tattoo and Dr. Pepper = Manly. Tattoo and Diet Dr. Pepper = not so manly. Tattoo and Dr. Pepper = Manly. Tattoo and Diet Dr. Pepper = not so manly.

]]> By: Lee S. Hart http://crujonessociety.com/2009/06/22/booze-straight-up-guilt-back/comment-page-1/#comment-5623 Lee S. Hart Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:44:10 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/06/22/booze-straight-up-guilt-back/#comment-5623 Keithage have you tried Captain Morgan Tattoo and Dr. Pepper? I like that better than just Morgan and Pepper. It's a bit darker and a bit smoother. It gives it a little something more. Lady e I will say this, Mike's Hard Lemonade is still a million times better than that Smirnoff Ice crap, so you got that going for you, which is nice. One last thing, I hate you Dagger for making that "Vodka Tonic." And right now I'm not very happy that you brought it up and made me remember it again. Though it was pretty funny. I forgive you I guess. Keithage have you tried Captain Morgan Tattoo and Dr. Pepper? I like that better than just Morgan and Pepper. It’s a bit darker and a bit smoother. It gives it a little something more.

Lady e I will say this, Mike’s Hard Lemonade is still a million times better than that Smirnoff Ice crap, so you got that going for you, which is nice.

One last thing, I hate you Dagger for making that “Vodka Tonic.” And right now I’m not very happy that you brought it up and made me remember it again. Though it was pretty funny. I forgive you I guess.

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