Comments on: It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s The Monday Confessional! http://crujonessociety.com/2009/07/20/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-its-the-monday-confessional/ Gin soaked internet comedy just like Mom used to make. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:20:00 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: F-U-Natalie http://crujonessociety.com/2009/07/20/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-its-the-monday-confessional/comment-page-1/#comment-5827 F-U-Natalie Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:32:01 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/07/20/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-its-the-monday-confessional/#comment-5827 Okay, so I decided to go with the first thing that came to mind. My super power would be that I wouldn't need sleep. I enjoy sleep but I need to damn much of it to function. As a result, I spend a big portion of my day (like 9 hours or so) sleeping. If I didn't have to sleep I would have this 9 hours to get more done. I also wouldn't miss all the sleep I'm currently not getting thanks to my newborn son. AND my husband wouldn't be pissed with how much money I spend at Starbucks because I wouldn't have to stop on my way to work to get a caffeine fix. On another note, Flickerbock, I think it would be cool to speed up time when I'm at work! Okay, so I decided to go with the first thing that came to mind. My super power would be that I wouldn’t need sleep. I enjoy sleep but I need to damn much of it to function. As a result, I spend a big portion of my day (like 9 hours or so) sleeping. If I didn’t have to sleep I would have this 9 hours to get more done. I also wouldn’t miss all the sleep I’m currently not getting thanks to my newborn son. AND my husband wouldn’t be pissed with how much money I spend at Starbucks because I wouldn’t have to stop on my way to work to get a caffeine fix.

On another note, Flickerbock, I think it would be cool to speed up time when I’m at work!

]]> By: Tron http://crujonessociety.com/2009/07/20/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-its-the-monday-confessional/comment-page-1/#comment-5815 Tron Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:15:43 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/07/20/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-its-the-monday-confessional/#comment-5815 I'd have to go with telekenesis. There is just something about throwing things around with my mind, or picking them up and gently moving them around that has always appealed to me. Plus I get the added bonus of flight by proxy. I’d have to go with telekenesis. There is just something about throwing things around with my mind, or picking them up and gently moving them around that has always appealed to me. Plus I get the added bonus of flight by proxy.

]]> By: CassieB http://crujonessociety.com/2009/07/20/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-its-the-monday-confessional/comment-page-1/#comment-5814 CassieB Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:11:36 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/07/20/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-its-the-monday-confessional/#comment-5814 E Dagger: have I ever told you that I fly in my dreams? It's not that the dream is about flying, it's just part of the dream. It has happened for years and happens about 50% of the dreams. Anyway, good choice on the superpower. The only problem with my flying is that in most of my dreams I have to flap my arms really hard to get going, and often times I can only get a few feet above the ground. It is hard work. If I were you, I would request some sort of jet engine to get going...don't want you to get screwed by having to flap your arms... E Dagger: have I ever told you that I fly in my dreams? It’s not that the dream is about flying, it’s just part of the dream. It has happened for years and happens about 50% of the dreams. Anyway, good choice on the superpower. The only problem with my flying is that in most of my dreams I have to flap my arms really hard to get going, and often times I can only get a few feet above the ground. It is hard work. If I were you, I would request some sort of jet engine to get going…don’t want you to get screwed by having to flap your arms…

]]> By: keithage http://crujonessociety.com/2009/07/20/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-its-the-monday-confessional/comment-page-1/#comment-5813 keithage Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:01:25 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/07/20/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-its-the-monday-confessional/#comment-5813 I would argue teleportation and time travel are one in the same. You know, the whole space time continuum thing. But that is what I would choose. I would argue teleportation and time travel are one in the same. You know, the whole space time continuum thing. But that is what I would choose.

]]> By: roxy http://crujonessociety.com/2009/07/20/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-its-the-monday-confessional/comment-page-1/#comment-5812 roxy Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:53:04 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/07/20/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-its-the-monday-confessional/#comment-5812 I'd love to be able to control fire, Human Torch-style. It'd come in handy for birthday parties, camping and Burning Man. But I am not going to lie, I would probably cross over into the realm of evil pretty quickly. Not evil like premeditated murder, out to destroy happiness/create chaos kind of evil. More like when someone pisses me off I accidentally torch them-style. I’d love to be able to control fire, Human Torch-style. It’d come in handy for birthday parties, camping and Burning Man. But I am not going to lie, I would probably cross over into the realm of evil pretty quickly. Not evil like premeditated murder, out to destroy happiness/create chaos kind of evil. More like when someone pisses me off I accidentally torch them-style.

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