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By: salwon

salwon — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:07:39 +0000

Remember though: your guy told you something, but obviously he was just lying to have sex with you.

By: E Dagger

E Dagger — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:55:12 +0000

Corriander, the difference between you and Mr. Ass Rocket up there is you don’t bitch about the commute. He complains of not having enough time in the day, and if that’s important to him, he should re-examine his living arrangements and commuting time. Basically, I was just pointing out another way in which this guy is an idiot.

Also, you made my day in your second paragraph. Any sentence containing “Die Hard,” “Simpsons,” “motorcycle” and “UFC” is a good sentence in my book. It’s like you pulled a bunch of ping pong balls with man words on them out of one of those lotto machines and wrote the awesomest sentence ever. Solid work.

By: Corriander

Corriander — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:40:21 +0000

Listen Dagger, some of us enjoy our suburban hell that leads to two hours of commuting. Then we can have a place with a nice deck so we can have people over to bbq and play drinking games.

I know my guy wasn’t lying when he told me he doesn’t like cartoons, stoner movies, action movies, motorcycles, and the Simpsons. Wait a second…the other day he was watching Die Hard, wearing a Simpson’s shirt and we rode his motorcycle to go watch a UFC fight. Damn! I can’t believe I fell for that. We’re gonna have to sit down and talk about this.

By: salwon

salwon — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:37:16 +0000

A women’s? That’s fantastic.

Every time I read something like this, I’m reminded of the Broodwich episode of Aqua Teen, where the sandwich monster and his friend are talking about their girlfriends, and it’s all stuff that you might complain about after a bad day, and Shake says, “And what’s with the toilet seat, huh guys?!”

What are the odds that the upstanding citizens of Your Tango have gotten laid in the last ten years? My guess is very, very low. Something tells me they’re big in the Seduction Community, too.