The Return of Food, Sex or Cars

It’s that time of year, everyone!

Each year we have a lot to be thankful for, and you can be thankful for the return of Food Sex or Cars! This year is bigger and better than last year! The fun begins Monday and carries all the way through Thanksgiving and on to Black Friday.

For those of you who didn’t play last year, here’s how it works:

We give you a scenario presenting the option of eating something, having sex with someone, or driving a vehicle. Your job is to consider the three choices and decide which one is best. Would you rather eat the food, have sex with the celebrity, or own the car? And yes, there is a right answer to each scenario presented. Simple as that. Type your answer into the comments section with an explanation of your choice, and we’ll tally the scores at the end of the week. Whoever has the highest score at the end of the week wins an awesome prize. Here’s a sample from last year in case you’re having a hard time grasping this concept:

Surf N’ Turf VS Angelina Jolie VS Corvette

Answer: Angelina Jolie

Last year’s explanation: Surf n’ turf = delicious, but stands no chance against this type of competition. And while the Corvette is a damn fine automobile and a guaranteed chick magnet, it is just a car. I admit Angelina Jolie is not even in my Celebrity Top 5, but there is one unassailable reason she wins this contest. Only once in several generations does someone come to earth and transcend everything. That is Angelina Jolie. No one will argue that she’s not from another planet, and you’d be a fool to turn down doing the bone dance with an honest-to-goodness space alien. Jolie wins hands down.

Here are the rules:

* Answers must be submitted in the CJS Comments section, so no one can bitch about us not receiving an email, and everyone sees everyone else’s vote. Each scenario will have its own dedicated post, so type your answers in the corresponding comments section. If you don’t have CJS posting name, it takes less than a minute to sign up, and we promise never to sell your information.

* Lively discussion and explanations are welcome. They add to the flavor of the game and questioning the answers of other competitors may give you an edge over your competition. Or it may not. The point is: Have fun!

* But don’t be ambiguous about posting your answer. A simple declarative sentence like: “My choice is Angelina Jolie” will do. But feel free to type: “Final answer: Angelina Jolie” or something to that effect so there’s no mistake. Anything we can’t reasonably figure out will be disqualified.

* CJS has final say over each correct answer. Feel free to piss and moan about our choices, but we get final say.

* Winners receive a handsome prize. And what are they? We’re glad you asked as they all come from our very own online merch store, courtesy of Zazzle.com.

3^rd Prize: Cru Jones Society refrigerator magnet

2^nd Prize: Cru Jones Society mousepad

1^st Prize: Cru Jones Society t-shirt, and your very own guest column on CJS

That’s right! You could pen your own thought-provoking tome and have your opinions shown to a rapidly growing audience of dedicated CJS Regulars. We’re hovering between 10-15k unique readers a week growing all the time and we take our content seriously, so this isn’t any old chance to piss into the wind. It’s a chance to write something that a lot of people will see.

Keithage and R were the big winners last year and wrote rockin’ columns for us; you could be the one in the CJS spotlight this year…

But you have to vote. Voting will close on Monday, November 30 at 6:00 pm MST. So get ready, put your thinking cap on, and get ready to sin.

Because CJS rocks your Thanksgiving week with Food Sex or Cars! Can’t wait to hear you all duke it out.

Here is a link to all the scenarios:

Round 1: Badass Edition

Round 2: Bon Temps Edition

Round 3: Spicy Dish Edition

Round 4: Greek Edition

Round 5: Giada Hums Edition

Round 6: Big Smiles Edition

Round 7: Thanksgiving Edition

Round 8: Happy Hour Edition