Comments on: Food Sex or Cars? Bon Temps Edition http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/ Because the internet can't be all porn... Mon, 21 May 2012 02:01:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: st80umseating http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-13863 st80umseating Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:25:20 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/#comment-13863 This FSC leaves quite a bit more room for error. I can certainly see the appeal for each. However, I have to immediately rule out the Lexus because we have already started the annual ass-raping ritual of tying huge bows to vehicles and pretending they're Christmas presents. I honestly can't stand these commercials any more than Dagger can stand Dakota Fanning. They grate at the very fiber of my being. Sorry Lexus, you're out. I feel like a broken record here but vampires are so cliche at this point, I can't hardly take him seriously. Beyond that, I have a hard time getting beyond his eyes which are saying to me, "I'd like to plant my seed in you. Come hither," and that's just not okay with me. I don't need vampire spawn developing in me. Especially because, as far as I know, I don't have the requisite parts to make that happen. I've never really been in love with the idea of a fancy meal. Somehow, because I'm paying extra money, I get smaller portions that are delicately displayed on my plate? Really? Just because you went to school for a long time? Is that why my portions are so small? You have to make a bit more profit so you can pay for all those years of schooling? No thanks. Having said that though, I'm gonna have to choose the New Orleans French restaurant. Mostly because it's free but the do a lot of things right, at least with food, down in Nawlins. Give me free, well cooked, brilliantly plated food, please. This FSC leaves quite a bit more room for error. I can certainly see the appeal for each. However, I have to immediately rule out the Lexus because we have already started the annual ass-raping ritual of tying huge bows to vehicles and pretending they’re Christmas presents. I honestly can’t stand these commercials any more than Dagger can stand Dakota Fanning. They grate at the very fiber of my being. Sorry Lexus, you’re out.

I feel like a broken record here but vampires are so cliche at this point, I can’t hardly take him seriously. Beyond that, I have a hard time getting beyond his eyes which are saying to me, “I’d like to plant my seed in you. Come hither,” and that’s just not okay with me. I don’t need vampire spawn developing in me. Especially because, as far as I know, I don’t have the requisite parts to make that happen.

I’ve never really been in love with the idea of a fancy meal. Somehow, because I’m paying extra money, I get smaller portions that are delicately displayed on my plate? Really? Just because you went to school for a long time? Is that why my portions are so small? You have to make a bit more profit so you can pay for all those years of schooling? No thanks. Having said that though, I’m gonna have to choose the New Orleans French restaurant. Mostly because it’s free but the do a lot of things right, at least with food, down in Nawlins. Give me free, well cooked, brilliantly plated food, please.

]]> By: dettorre http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-13854 dettorre Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:24:47 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/#comment-13854 French restaurant feast would be my choice. Great food and wine for free would be great. I had no idea who that guy was and the Lexus isn't anything incredible. French restaurant feast would be my choice. Great food and wine for free would be great. I had no idea who that guy was and the Lexus isn’t anything incredible.

]]> By: abbsmcnabbs http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-13591 abbsmcnabbs Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:38:15 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/#comment-13591 Wow, really? Again, no contest. French food. In New Orleans, no less. Duh. Break it down, hammer time: 1) who the fuck is that guy? vampires? you're killing me. it's bad enough that 3 of my bffs went to New Moon AT MIDNIGHT ON OPENING NIGHT (and did I mention not a one is a day under 26) AND ARE GOING AGAIN NEXT WEEK, but it was all over tv, and i hate vampires and i hate teens and that guy isn't even cute. so there. 2) a LEXUS? wtf. 3) New Orleans, while I am totally dissing their decision to build, and then rebuild, a city that's BELOW SEA LEVEL in HURRICANE COUNTRY, is pretty badass. I mean, they've got history, and frenchies, and graveyards, and people flash their boobs in the street just because they can. And did I mention the jazz funerals? Anyway, French food in Nawlins can't suck. Win. Wow, really? Again, no contest. French food. In New Orleans, no less. Duh.

Break it down, hammer time:

1) who the fuck is that guy? vampires? you’re killing me. it’s bad enough that 3 of my bffs went to New Moon AT MIDNIGHT ON OPENING NIGHT (and did I mention not a one is a day under 26) AND ARE GOING AGAIN NEXT WEEK, but it was all over tv, and i hate vampires and i hate teens and that guy isn’t even cute. so there.

2) a LEXUS? wtf.

3) New Orleans, while I am totally dissing their decision to build, and then rebuild, a city that’s BELOW SEA LEVEL in HURRICANE COUNTRY, is pretty badass. I mean, they’ve got history, and frenchies, and graveyards, and people flash their boobs in the street just because they can. And did I mention the jazz funerals? Anyway, French food in Nawlins can’t suck. Win.

]]> By: kristatothemax http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-13590 kristatothemax Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:34:45 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/#comment-13590 So, I actually am not familiar with this particular vampire, but I fear he's not the right choice. Take it from me, there are WAY HOTTER vampires on my, er, America's mind right now. Even if I think about him as just the actor and not the vampire character, I'm still not attracted (I think he might have hair highlights?!?) Ladies and gents, ew. I pick the food! Because even though I left college 4+ years ago, I still get really excited about free meals. Plus, if I'm in New Orleans, I can stop at Cafe du Monde after dinner for beignets! Yummytown! Next! So, I actually am not familiar with this particular vampire, but I fear he’s not the right choice. Take it from me, there are WAY HOTTER vampires on my, er, America’s mind right now. Even if I think about him as just the actor and not the vampire character, I’m still not attracted (I think he might have hair highlights?!?) Ladies and gents, ew.

I pick the food! Because even though I left college 4+ years ago, I still get really excited about free meals. Plus, if I’m in New Orleans, I can stop at Cafe du Monde after dinner for beignets! Yummytown!

Next!

]]> By: chaddymac http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-13452 chaddymac Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:26:27 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/#comment-13452 the car is too generic for me. Like I said before I like simple food. So I guess that leaves Eric. He is a cool character and kind of looks like a girl on the show. So I'd take some V and hope that blonde vampire chick joins us. the car is too generic for me. Like I said before I like simple food. So I guess that leaves Eric. He is a cool character and kind of looks like a girl on the show. So I’d take some V and hope that blonde vampire chick joins us.

]]> By: Gutter http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-13451 Gutter Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:42:03 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/#comment-13451 Ha ha the "too pale for me" comment made me laugh out loud. Good job F-U-Natalie as I have heard many times before from you, Dig up stupid. Ha ha the “too pale for me” comment made me laugh out loud. Good job F-U-Natalie as I have heard many times before from you, Dig up stupid.

]]> By: Deuce http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-13450 Deuce Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:38:39 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/#comment-13450 I find it funny that this guy is too pale for you. I find it funny that this guy is too pale for you.

]]> By: F-U-Natalie http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-13449 F-U-Natalie Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:57:20 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/#comment-13449 A Lexus?!?! Why didn't you ask if we want a Kia Soul? And this Eric fellow was my initial choice until my husband pointed out the lack of body hair, that's just weird and I can't get past it. Plus he's too pale for me. I love New Orleans and have many happy Mardi Gras memories. Plus any feast has to be awesome right? I choose the New Orleans French Restaurant Feast. Then I'll wake up the next morning and have beignets at Cafe Du Monde and a muffalata for lunch. AND I can swing by the McIlhenny Island to go to the Tabasco Factory. A Lexus?!?! Why didn’t you ask if we want a Kia Soul? And this Eric fellow was my initial choice until my husband pointed out the lack of body hair, that’s just weird and I can’t get past it. Plus he’s too pale for me. I love New Orleans and have many happy Mardi Gras memories. Plus any feast has to be awesome right? I choose the New Orleans French Restaurant Feast. Then I’ll wake up the next morning and have beignets at Cafe Du Monde and a muffalata for lunch. AND I can swing by the McIlhenny Island to go to the Tabasco Factory.

]]> By: twodogszk http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-13440 twodogszk Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:26:02 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/#comment-13440 I was going to go with the New Orleans dinner but after talking with muh lady friend last night I guess Eric Northman is the clear winner. I am using her vote as my decision, yes it is pathetic. I was going to go with the New Orleans dinner but after talking with muh lady friend last night I guess Eric Northman is the clear winner. I am using her vote as my decision, yes it is pathetic.

]]> By: salwon http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-13433 salwon Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:49:51 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-bon-temps-edition/#comment-13433 Northman may tell you he loves you, but in the back of your mind you know he's going to be banging your roommate next week. Lexus...eh, luxury can be more luxurious. French feast it is then. Northman may tell you he loves you, but in the back of your mind you know he’s going to be banging your roommate next week. Lexus…eh, luxury can be more luxurious. French feast it is then.

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