Cru Jones Society

I choose the authentic Mexican food cooked by real Mexicans. Being on the east coast where they call the yellow banana peppers “hot peppers” (seriously) and their favorite seasoning is cheese, sometimes I need some real south of the boarder taste.
I think that Parker Posey might actually be batshit insane. She always plays nutbars in the movies I’ve seen her in. (Blade 3, Best in Show) She also has that whole Skelator thing going on. I’ve never found her attractive.
The El Camino while shiny, is still a car that thinks itself a pickup. And you’d be likely to get hop ons in the back. No thank you.

Parker Posey. I get enough Mexican food as it is.

Parker Posey kind of creeps me out, so she is eliminated. Even though one of my childhood friend’s Dad had not one but two badass El Caminos, they still don’t have enough gas to overtake a delicious Mexican feast cooked by real Mexicans. That is some delicious shit.

Can I pick authentic mexican food then eat it in an El Camino? No? Okay mexican food. I’m a green chile-a-holic.

Wait, what if the authentic Mexicans drove the El Camino? Then can I have 2? Judges?
I do love Parker Posey but one time after many cocktails I fell down in the street and my friend Dollar yelled at me just like Parker Posey yelled at the freshman in Dazed and Confused. I did not like it.

This is a tough one. I love Mexican food, but can have it whenever I want. Also, I think Parker Posey is cute, but my decision leans to the “1969 Pontiac GTO El Camino.” And the reason is the rarity and the extreme power “The Judge” brings to the table. You might recal that the El Camino is actually a Chevy make, not a Pontiac make. However, for many years Chevy and Pontiac were attached at the hip and thusly shared many design models. (see Camaro and Firebird) But Pontiac never officially made an El Camino, here’s some info on their first try at something similar in 1959.
http://blog.hemmings.com/index.php/2008/03/13/the-legend-of-the-1959-pontiac-el-catalina/
That being said, Pontiac dealers often times would take a Chevy car and modify the badging to make is a psuedo-Pontiac. In this case however, this vehicle appears to be a homemade piece because the grill itself is not from a 1969 GTO. In the picture, the grill actually looks more like a 1965 GTO because of the rectangular air dams and the dual headlights. A 1969 GTO had flip-over, side by side headlights within the grill that were hidden when off.
See info here. http://www.musclecarclub.com/musclecars/pontiac-gto/pontiac-gto-history.shtml
In fact, the bed doesn’t match the rounded side panel shape of a 1969 El Camino either. I conclude that this vehicle is actually a 1965 GTO where someone manually created a bed on the back.
Now we get to the meat of the story, anyone with the talent to create this car from scratch with such fine detail work to make it look like a real showcar, would have totally blown out the drive train. Stock 1965 GTO Tempest would have had 360 horsepower with the Ram Air V8, I expect that this particular one will have been increased to somewhere near 500 hp. That said, I will drive this 500+ horsepower beast right past Parker Posey and past the Mexican food and off into the sunset as fast as I can.

Ferris, you cannot have two.

Wow Deuce, wow…. but I am still going to go with the Mexican Food. Love me some fajitas, or some great green chilli, or huevos rancheros. Considering I am now drooling at my desk just thinking about Mexican food makes me confirm that this was the right pick.

Easy choice. Mexican food. There is no true Mexican food in New England. They do try, but when the closest thing to authentic is Chipotle, it’s depressing. I miss true Mexican food. Parker Posey…eh…she’d be interesting to meet, but she plays the flighty character almost too well, and I think I’d be annoyed with her within minutes. And an El Camino..it’d be fun to have one, but again, the novelty would wear off quickly. If it had hydrolics, it’d be awesome longer, but in the end, you have a fairly crappy car and everyone wants to have you help them move. I’ll take the Enchilada Combo platter, please

Okay fine, but what about this… An authentic mexican buffet served out of the back of the El Camino!!!??? I bet I see one on Federal on my way home tonight. I’m just saying. I know it goes against the game but you would have to agree it would be muy caliente!

I feel like the right answer is probably the Mexican food, but I have a Montanan’s palate and would probably not be able to fully appreciate it. So I’m going with Parker Posey, she seems just crazy enough.

Parker looks like she might break under sex. I am going to choose the mexican food for the same reasoning as Deuce but with different conclusion. The car looks like a ’65 GTO with an el camino bed that someone made. While creative and apparently well done, beds on cars are not my choice and while the car might look nice for all I know he could have a slant 6 under the hood. I think Ferris is right, the food should be eatin out of an el camino for the real experience. The didn’t give you a location so I go with the buffet out on Federal. Conclusion: Authentic mexican food cooked by a mexcian in the back of an el camino.

I choose the authentic mexican food. I really like Parker but she would probably get on my nerves later and the El Camino would require me to keep my moustache. I don’t want either. Mexican food will probably give a wild bowel movement ride, but it is worth it.

Keithage……… (roll down window) I disagree! (speed off)

ever since leaving phoenix, i miss real mexican food. i’d have to take the mexican food.
i agree that Parker Posey would probably break… and the el camino style never appealed to me much

Okay, here we go. The El Camino is an immediate no. I am too white to pull that off. Plus, like Brickfungus, it has never appealed to me. I recently commented to the Husband that the Avalanche is like a modern day El Camino – I hate the Avalanche. I was tempted to go with Parker Posey because I feel like it would be a unique and memorable experience. However, she’s too skinny (where are the curvy girls CJS?) and I feel like she would go Cuckoo for Coconuts afterwards. So, my choice is the Mexican Food. It’s too bad that real Mexicans don’t make soapapillas though. I love me some soapapillas. By the by, if this had been last year this time it would have been the Mexican food without any analysis. When I was pregnant I ate Mexican food constantly. Yum.

Parker Posey seems like she would be annoying. I choose the El Camino because I know I will never have the chance to drive one. I can eat authentic mexican food whenever I want (perks of marrying a latina who’s grandma loves to cook), plus even though they are pictured, fajitas are Tex-mex not authentic mexican.

Love me some Mexi food…I choose Mexican food cooked by Mexicans.

I love Mexican food, but my digestive system doesn’t. And I have no use for an El Camino or its Subaru bastard stepchild. So I’m going with Parker Posey, and we’re going to stand on a corner smoking and talking shit about everyone that passes us by.

El Camino: No. If that is the right answer, we can’t be friends anymore.

Let’s see… I really want the correct answer to be the hot, funny brunette from one of my favorite movies of all time, Best in Show. How great was she in that movie? With her crazy braces and insane temper?! So great.

However, when I think about adding my favorite drink ever, a margarita, to the authentic Mexican meal, I practically fall over. We have a winner! I would almost take a margarita over anything, actually.

(PS I miss you, Mexican food! Please come to Seattle!)

I vote the meal! Next!

I don’t get the Mexican food cooked by “real” Mexicans. Every mexican retaurant I’ve ever eaten in has had Mexicans in the kitchen, and the end result is always the same sloppy mess composed of combinations of the same 5 ingredients. No thanks. Maybe is the meal was cooked by Rick Bayless, the king of Mexican cuisine, I might change my vote.

Parker Posey? Really? I’ve never understand that one either.

I’ll take the El Camino cuz it would make for good conversation.

I choose the El Camino. I’m mexican and live in california, so I can have real mexican food anytime I want. I never found Parker Posey to be all that attractive.

This would have been a much closer race had I still lived in Colorado. However, since I’m stuck in post-apocalyptic Salt Lake City (seriously, they use Salt Lake for quite a number of post-apocalyptic films because it looks like it’s been hit by an atom bomb. It’s actually kind of horrendous), my answer here is obvious: I have to go with the authentic Mexican food. I feel like I’m on the east coast. It’s like they’ve never even heard of Mexican food. Even the Mexican taco carts fail to get it right. Literally, the best Mexican out here is Chipotle. At this point I’d probably kill for some good Mexican within 60 minutes of my house–it’s that bad out here.

Parker Posey would have stood a chance under different circumstances. She hot, confident, sexy when she wants to be, sexy even when she’s supposed to be an anal retentive delusional bitch, and probably knows exactly what she wants in the bedroom. I don’t mind being told what to do. Sorry Parker, maybe next time.

The El Camino is a distant third. When the best thing I can think about an El Camino is a line from “The Mexican” with Brad Pitt, when he hilariously says “El Cam-ee-nooooo” like it’s the best thing on Earth, you’ve definitely lost me. No dice, amigos.