Comments on: Food Sex or Cars? Big Smiles Edition

By: F-U-Natalie

F-U-Natalie — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:11:23 +0000

I can make lasagna, in fact I did last night. Or I can go to a great restaurant and have some. I’m to afraid what diseases I’d pick up from Joey. So my answer is a jet ski. I had an awesome time on one when I was younger so yes, let me feel the wind in my hair!

By: st80umseating

st80umseating — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:46:26 +0000

I have to go with a jet ski. I saw a bit by comedian Daniel Tosh the other night where he joked about how much fun jet skis are. His challenge: just try not to smile while you’re on a jet ski jumpin’ over waves. You can’t do it. While I don’t think he’s a particularly terrific comedian, I do think he’s got a point here. Jet skis are fun. Period.

Lasagna seems so banal in this circumstance. It’s nothing particularly exciting or sexy. I imagine lasagna from the school cafeteria here. Sure I’d eat it, but if I had the choice, I’d probably eat Grape Nuts first. If this was lasagna made by a real Italian immigrant, the story might be different. As is, I can’t get up for plain, boring, generic lasagna.

While Joey might have been the funniest part of “Friends,” I can’t help but wonder what kinds of diseases he’s carrying around. Sure he uses the rubbers but I can’t be too careful with a guy like that. Plus, he’d probably have all sorts of expectations that I couldn’t live up to.

I’ll take the fun-filled day with the jet ski.

By: R

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:07:11 +0000

Jet ski.

I can get lasagna just about any time I want, and Joey seems like he would be a douche in real life. Also I don’t have any desire to have sex with men.

By: jitterrawks

jitterrawks — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:25:46 +0000

I would like to say that you can indeed screw up lasagna. My grandma has the worst recipe. I think lasagna is great when well done, but you have to make so much, by the end of the week, you’re sick of it for ages. Joey…a little too dumb, and I think he’s kinda short. I’m going for the jetski. I live close enough to the water, I could use it a lot…and when you crash on them, you land in water-much less damaging than asphalt.

By: kristatothemax

kristatothemax — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:32:01 +0000

Oops! I meant, “I couldn’t help but roll my eyes at him.” (Me, myself, and I = we.)

By: kristatothemax

kristatothemax — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:29:53 +0000

No to lasagna, because I already chose Giada’s cooking, and I don’t want to overdo it on the Italian food.

Joey is hunky, but too much of a pretty-boy for my liking. He’s funny to us, as an audience, but I think if I were to meet his real-life equivalent we wouldn’t help but roll my eyes at him.

The Jet Ski would be way more exhilarating than lasagna or sex with a narcissistic dude.

I choose the Jet Ski! It just sounds like fun! Jet skis are also good for water rescue purposes, just in case you ever need to save a guy who ate too much lasagna before his swim…

Hey-oh!

By: salwon

salwon — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:51:26 +0000

Joey Tribiani, not Matt LeBlank, right?

Definitely Jet Ski. I turned down the crotch rocket, I’m not losing another chance to die horribly at a high speed.

By: Ferris

Ferris — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:01:16 +0000

I enjoy lasagna sometimes. Sometimes it is just too much. I’ve never been on a jet ski it looks fun but also looks like you might get water up your nose.
I’m going to go with Joey, he loves sandwiches!

By: twodogszk

twodogszk — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:12:58 +0000

It was between lasagna and jet skis for me and I had to go with speed, water and danger. Jet skis all the way!

By: CassieB

CassieB — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:02:55 +0000

What’s not to love about lasagna? Cheese…good. Pasta…good. Meat…GOOD. I would say something about Joey, but that point would just “be moo.”