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Kinda tough…I love Italian food, and someone who knows how to make it properly is always a plus…so it’s a toss up between Giada cooking for me or burning calories with me. Obviously, the Hummer is out…way too Dutch for me. So…I’m left with the two choices…and I have to go with sex with Giada. I am a pretty good cook myself, and can cook Italian well. And I’m heading off to Hawaii in two months, so pounds of pasta and cheese go against my ultimate goal of dropping a few pounds. I have to go with the sex with Giada.

Oh, this is an easy one for me. Giada is my favorite food network personality when it comes to sex appeal (sorry Duff Goldman). And even though I love Italian food, you can’t pass up a chance to throw her on top of cutting board and go to town. I choose the three-peat romp with Giada. Salute`

Hummer H2s are a slap in the face to the original Humvees. H2 out. Giada in the kitchen. . . cooking or naked? I choose naked. Sign me up for the morning, day, and night (and hopefully brunch) sex.

Obviously the H2 is out, I feel it was only included in the quiz because A: you have to have a car, and B: putting a Hummer in the quiz makes for some good double entendre (Cue the questions: Can I get a hummer from Giada while I eat her cooking?).
Since I don’t watch the Food network regularly I had to check out several YouTube clips of her cooking to make my decision. I leave my response to this question 100% to science. To answer the question of Giada’s cooking vs Giada I asked myself, another question: Why is my mouth watering while I watch her cook? The answer over the course of several clips was consistently the food. So I choose breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

No question Giada in the sack morning noon and night. A Hummer (the automobile) does nothing for me. I am sure she is a good cook but I always picture the best Italian food coming from an Italian grandmother.

I choose her cooking, it always looks delicious. She sometimes weirds me out a little. And I’m especially weirded out by the picture of her covered in marinara sauce above…eww. And I don’t need the H2 because I don’t live in Texas.

I don’t really know much about Giada and that picture of her in marinara sauce looks icky. I do not like the Humner car either. I guess I will pick dinner from Giada because I do like italian food.

Hummers are just dumb and I don’t find off-roading enjoyable at all. I love Italian food, but I agree with keithage. Some old italian grandmother with a good stache probably cooks the best italian food. I go with morning, noon and night with Giada.

i hate hummers… easy choice.

i think giada has a giant head, so i don’t know if i could handle a bobble-head in the sack all day.

but she makes great fattening food that she obviously doesn’t eat herself… i’ll take the food.

Could you see me in an H2? I mean seriously, I would look totally ridiculous! So that one is out. I love Italian food but here’s the thing, Giada’s recipes aren’t that complicated so I could make them at home. Or go to some really nice Italian restaurant like Olive Garden. Although Giada is on the skinny side, I do think she’s beautiful. She has such a gentle, tender touch while making ravioli that I think she’d be an attentive lover. So I’ll have Giada since she’s on the menu.

No Hummer, clearly. I’m going to have to go with banging her, cause you know she’ll just be hungry afterwards anyway and offer to cook something…

Easy one for me, sex. I’ll spare everyone the terrible innuendos I came up with as an answer.

“I’ll spare everyone the terrible innuendos I came up with as an answer.”

Did yours involve Hummus? Cause I couldn’t think of a better food one, or I would have popped them out.

no, they were not creative, the best one involved a calzone.

Although I would happily eat any meal cooked by Giada, I have to say I would have a hard time keeping my appetite up for Italian cooking ALL DAY LONG. Giada is such a hotty-pottaty that I would have no trouble keeping my appetite up for HER all day long. And seeing that H2 Hummers are about the lamest thing on the planet…Giada In Bed wins.

I am weirded out that my sister chose sex with a woman.
I am telling your husband.

This one is easy for me, Giada in the sack for me. She is a hottie and I have a thing for Italian chicks! Plus there is a chance that she has some mob conections which means a chance to meet Tony Soprano.

I’ll Cal Giada’s zone any day.

I’d roll Giada’s gnocchi all day.

Hummer? NO. Again, just no.

Giada’s pretty cute, and I have a feeling that if I were a guy I would pick sex with her, and fair enough. She’s cute, but I think I like her more as a friend than as, ya know, more than a friend.

I WOULD, however, totally regret not taking advantage of her delicious-looking cooking.

I choose the food! Next, per favore!

Hummer’s are gay.

This one is easy. Morning, noon, and night sex with Giada. She is bound to get hungry and likely to make us some snacks, so I get the food too.

I’ve been in a H2 before, they are tiny on the inside. It’s absurd how “big” they look on the outside and how dysfunctional they are on the inside. The seating is f*cked. It’s hard to get in and out. There’s very little room for storage, all things considered. The controls for the radio, heat/air, windows, etc are completely nonsensical. It’s all around a terrible vehicle. Plus you look like douche driving around in it.

Giada has got to be one of the hottest people I’ve ever seen in a kitchen. She’s terrific to watch. However, therein lies the problem. Whenever I see her on TV, I’m too busy watching her and I pay little to no attention to what she’s preparing. While I won’t question whether she can do wonders with food, I know for certain what I’d do to her in bed–morning, noon, and night. I have to pick All-Day sex with Giada (that image alone might have decided it for me).