Cru Jones Society

Moderately priced meat and cheese. Although, in another hour or so the Corolla would probably look better.

I choose the 1997 Toyota Corolla. It’s dependable and fuel efficient. Meredith Viera is annoying and akwardly sarcastic to her co-workers (whom I think she secretly loathes), and the meat and cheese platter is just a case of heartburn waiting to happen.

I choose Meretith Viera, because she’s attractive, wittiy, and wholesome at the same time. The meat tray could be enjoyable but I bet that it would get left on the table too long and the salami fat would start melting. The car is just lame. Everyone knows Meredith is the right answer.

It’s the Toyota, guys!

The meat and cheese platter is yummers for a few minutes, but let’s think this through: It would take you a long time to eat the tray full of food, leaving some of it all warm, stale, mushy, and questionable.

Same with the cougar: After awhile, she’s going to get too old for you to enjoy (sorry Meredith – love ya!).

The Toyota will stick with you till the end! Plus, it’s black, which is a selling point for me. If someone handed me a reliable, black Toyota, I would jump for effin’ joy. Not sure what that says about my life, but I stick with my answer nonetheless.

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I say Toyota because I like to say Camry but like Caam-ryy

I might say Meredith, she seems like an alright person and isn’t too bad for an older chick. But I do run the risk of somehow running into Al Roker and that would be horrible. I heard he just wrote a book too, yikes. Anyway that is enough to scare me away from Meredith. Meat and cheese plate would be okay but nothing all that great. I will take the Camry, it would get me from A to B and sometimes it is nice to have a kind of crappy car because you don’t care what happens to it.

Meat and cheese tray. I have nothing against Meredith or the Camary both probably a quality ride, but a mystery coctail and crackers? Who can resist. To quote Peter Griffin “A boat is just a boat, but a box can be anything. It can even be a boat!

Meredith for sure. Not really sure why, but I have always been down with Meredith. Kind of weird. The meat and cheese tray is just too much of the same thing. I need diversity, people! And the Camry is just a regular old car. Nothing special. My grandma drives a Camry. But Meredith? Now that would be a ride!

Meredith. She’s catty enough to be able to heckle all of the people on the Today Show, View and idiot game show contestants. And she could mold me into an amazing cougar…my ultimate dream. The meat and cheese platter always tastes like it’s greasy and fake…and while the Toyota is a good car, I’m still bathing in my new car smell and don’t want to give that up.

I’m going meat, cheese, crackers and cocktail, if for no other reason than the cocktail. I can always use a good drink and I love cheese and crackers. Easy choice. Meredith annoys me most of the time. And I already drive a better black Toyota than that Camry.

I’ll take the Toyota. They make a damn good car. I have owned a couple and have never been let down. Even though this is 1997, it probably still runs well and I could find some use for it. I have no use for Meredith Vieria.

Meat and cheese plate? I think I’d get sick of it. Although, it does come with a cocktail…hmm. I like cocktails, but I’ll still take the car.

I struggle with this one. There’s really no faster way to my heart than meat and cheese (maybe bread and/or beer) but I’ve always had a thing for Meredith Vieira. Not really sure why. I once heard she was going to do a shoot with Playboy and was unexpectedly excited for the results (as it turns out, I don’t know whether this was true or not, or more importantly, if it ever happened). The Toyota is lame. It’s older than my car now and my car is too old. I wouldn’t mind having sex with Meredith while we feed each other meat and cheese but if I had to choose, my final answer would be Meredith. I’d pick up the platter on my walk of shame home.

Meredith Vieira because i think she has a dark kinky side and I want to know for sure.

answer = Toyota Cororra

Ever since I was pregnant meat like that creeps me out. So the first one is a no. I like Meredith but I don’t think I could hit that. So, my answer is the Corolla. It’s dependable.