Food Sex or Cars? Happy Thanksgiving Edition

Happy Thanksgiving to you all! CJS would like to celebrate the day with Rounds 7 and 8 of Food Sex or Cars. Round 7 happens this morning (i.e. right now) and Round 8 comes this afternoon right around the time you’re sitting down for turkey and awkward conversation with relatives. Have a happy holiday, and best of luck to everyone.

(A Thanksgiving feast you neither have to cook nor clean up after VS 2009 Pam Anderson VS One of those island rental Jeeps with the doors welded shut)

Dagger & Hart

26 Nov 2009 CJS Staff

Tron

I’m going to have to go with the thanksgiving feast on this one. Pam Anderson just gets less appealing as time moves on. And the Jeep might be fun for a while but I would feel like a tool hopping out the window hole all day.
twodogszk

Thanksgiving is the clear winner. I agree that Pam gets less appealing. Her time has almost run up. Jeeps are almost as lame as the guys who drive them. Sorry to offend the jeep drivers of the world.
salwon

Thanksgiving. And hey, I get that soon! Isn’t life great?
CassieB

Seeing as I just spent all day cooking for, and cleaning up after, a Thanksgiving feast….right now nothing sounds better than the meal I just ate minus the prep or cleanup. Thanksgiving dinner wins!
http://www.skipngo.wordpress.com kristatothemax

I choose Thanksgiving dinner. Because it’s un-American not to.
CassieB

Well said kristatothemax.
Gutter

Chalk another one up for Thanksgiving dinner. Who knows what kind of new STD’s Pam Anderson is carrying after Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, no thanks. And the whole “It’s a Jeep thing” should really say “It’s a closet homosexual frat boy thing”
Ferris

I say Jeep!
keithage

thanksgiving dinner. It is by far my favorite meal. I agree with tron about Pam anderson. A rental jeep probably has a lot of issues and wont run well. Plus Tron is also right about the doors welded shut. I mean what is the point of doors if they are welded shut.
http://flickerbock.blogspot.com Flickerbock

Thanksgiving dinner. I think the point that makes it a clear-cut winner is the no setup or cleanup part. That is the worst part of Thanksgiving, so you if you eliminate it, you basically have the greatest holiday ever. Dinner wins.
http://horribledatingstories.blogspot.com jitterrawks

Thanksgiving dinner wins. If you’d chosen Pam in the early nineties, it would have been tougher. And a Jeep on the beach only ruins it for the sunbathers/baby turtles that just hatched.
http://www.mops.org brickfungus

yea, pam isn’t real appealing… i don’t like implants

thanksgiving is great, but i actually LIKE making food.

i’ll take the retnal jeep and romp the hell outta that thing
Corriander

Thanksgiving dinner, hands down. Pam is nasty, and not the good kind of nasty. Yuck. I have no reason to want to drive a Jeep with the doors welded shut, but I have lots of reason to want to eat Thanksgiving dinner…mainly turkey, gravy, and mashed potatoes.
R

This one is so easy.

First, Pamela Anderson has been stuffed more than that turkey in the first picture, and that’s just gross. No thanks.

Jeeps are the lamest of lame cars. Whenever I see someone driving a Jeep I want to run them off the road and see how their cool rollbars hold up.

Nothing beats Thanksgiving, except for not having to cook or clean up after it. I’ll take that.
st80umseating

This is a no-brainer. The Thanksgiving feast wins in a landslide. There’s really nothing better than an entire FEAST prepared for you where you simply have to show up, eat, let out your belt buckle, and relax while others do all the clean up. That’s hard to beat. Put that up against an aging, disease-infested, has-been and a “truck” for preppy douches, and the feast wins without a fight. Too easy, CJS. Too easy.
chaddymac

thanksgiving feast.
http://teamsudar.blogspot.com Deuce

I’ll keep these short because I am still on vacation, this internet connection is slow and Mrs. Deuce still needs to do some of her’s. Sorry for the terseness, or possibly your welcome.
answer = Thanksgiving Meal.
F-U-Natalie

Pamela Anderson is disgusting and I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole. I would take the Jeep because my arthritic ass couldn’t hop in and out of that thing. Plus I’d get sunburned. So the answer here is Thanksgiving. I love me some stuffing and green bean casserole and I hate dishes.

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