Comments on: Food Sex or Cars? Questionable Safety Edition

By: twodogszk

twodogszk — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:48:22 +0000

Taco meat! Would be interesting to see how long it could take to kill me. I would quickly get lost and suffocate in Gilbert’s mom. I couldn’t enjoy the explosion if I was in the car.

By: F-U-Natalie

F-U-Natalie — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:17:33 +0000

I would be crushed under Gilbert’s mama. That is definitely not a MILF. UGH! I have a fear of fire so the Pinto is out. I’m pretty sure I’ve eaten old Taco Meat so I’m gonna go with that. Sour cream and cheese covers up anything nasty.

By: Deuce

Deuce — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:04:19 +0000

answer = Microwave the heck out of that taco meat and eat it.

By: chaddymac

chaddymac — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:35:55 +0000

Taco meat, no contest.

By: Ferris

Ferris — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:01:23 +0000

I say Ford Pinto because then you would always be living on the edge.

By: st80umseating

st80umseating — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:03:45 +0000

The taco meat for sure. I end up eating almost all the leftovers in my house anyway since my wife is almost immediately afraid they’ve gone bad–kinda like the tupperware might be toxic and upon contact with food releases a poison into the food that might kill us. As a result, I end up eating leftovers for a couple weeks trying to catch up with what we’ve been cooking while she gets to eat all the fresh, new stuff. The taco meat would be par for the course for me.

I was originally gonna take the mom but that was when I was thinking it was Kathy Bates and not Mama Grape. My logic was she’s got an Academy Award, so at least I’d get to see that–even if the hot tub scene in “About Schmidt” forever addled my mind. But alas, it certainly was NOT Kathy Bates so that ended that conversation.

The Pinto is a fun option only because it made me remember the movie “Top Secret” with a young Val Kilmer. Hilarious film. Check it out if you haven’t.

Taco meat is the winner, no doubt.

By: Gutter

Gutter — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:50:14 +0000

Die by food poisoning, suffocation or explosion. At first I was going to go with taco meat, but I am not a huge fan of leftovers and the thought of rotting meat doesn’t sit well with me. Gilbert Grape’s mom is out because like mentioned above it would end in certain death either by suffocation or by me shooting myself so I would never have to think of it again. So that leaves the Pinto. Sure it is a death trap, but I have never been in a rear end collision (at least not in a car, Hey-O!!!) So I would take the chance that I wouldn’t get rear ended and then never fill up the tank again. So no sickness, no suffocation, I will cheat death by not exploding.

By: kristatothemax

kristatothemax — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 04:52:06 +0000

If I were equally hungry, horny, & in need of transportation, I think the taco meat might satisfy my craving the best. Bad taco meat would keep me praying to the porcelain gods for a few hours, but it’s likely that the other two choices might cause some serious injury.

I’m not proud of it, but I choose the leftovers.

By: R

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:25:23 +0000

The Pinto is a sure death trap. The others are not, so it’s out.

I’ll take the taco meat. It can still be salvaged and prepared in a way that would rid it of any possible bacterial infection. I cannot say the same for Gilbert Grape’s mom’s vagina. (Sorry, that was gross, but I couldn’t resist.)

By: Corriander

Corriander — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:41:53 +0000

I’m going to take my chance with the Pinto…just for a quick trip around the block. As long as I avoid being hit from behind I should be safe. I feel like I would have more “fun” with taking this risk than either of the other options. I have a big issue with eating any leftovers that may have been in the fridge too long, which is why most of my leftovers end up in the trash. And Gilbert Grape’s mom…no, just no.