Food Sex or Cars? Revolta Travolta Edition

Happy Black Friday and welcome to Round 9 of Food Sex or Cars! This particular edition re-imagines one of the most ubiquituous superstars of our generation in a new, totally annoying, and totally twisted way. So enjoy, and take comfort in the knowledge that this is the second-to-last one of these ridiculous things. One more today, and then we’ll reveal answers next Tuesday. Don’t forget to answer the Monday Confessional, the question of which can be seen at right. Let’s get going and don’t be a [Uma Thurman draws a big ol' square in the air that only John Travolta can see because he's high on heroin].

(Soylent Green made of Vinnie Barbarino from “Welcome Back, Kotter” VS Terl from “Battlefield Earth” VS Any car that plays the song “Greased Lightning” every time you drive it whether it has a radio or not)

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27 Nov 2009 CJS Staff

Ferris

Greased lightning car for sure. I love Grease! I don’t really like John Travolta that much he is a koo-koo Scientologist and even if you ate him it would be all laced with theatans.
keithage

I was leaning towards the soylent green, but it might be too greasy. Hey-oh!. Not the guy from battlefield earth. I have no reason, just no. I’d have to go with the car sure it would get old to hear greased lightning, I could probably deal with it with some ear plugs or something. Although it would be akward on a date.
http://flickerbock.blogspot.com Flickerbock

I picture the car that plays “Grease Lightning” to actually be the car, Grease Lightning. And that car kicks ass. Plus I would envision freaky sex-kitten Sandy (compared to tightly wound ass hat Sandy) every time the car started. Mmm. . . leather pants. . . The other two Travoltas are revoltas. Car win.
http://horribledatingstories.blogspot.com jitterrawks

You’re welcome, world. I go soylent green, for the sole reason that it would get rid of John Travolta for the future. Plus, the Battlefield Earth guy would turn me celibate and the greased car would make me drive off a cliff within weeks.
http://www.mops.org brickfungus

oh greased lighting…. i’d dance along everytime i drove it, too.
Tron

I’m going to go with Greased Lightning on this one. Stage or movie version its better than the other two.
Corriander

Greased Lightning car, definitely. That movie makes me smile and who wouldn’t want to smile everytime you got in your car.
R

I think I’m gonna go out on a limb on this one and eat the Soylent Green, for several reasons…

1 – Vinnie Barbarino was the best character John Travolta ever played, perhaps next to Vincent Vega fron Pulp Fiction.

2 – Perhaps by eating it I will be investigated by surprise guest Charleton Heston, back from the dead. That would be pretty cool. I could tell him my thoughts on gun control give him a solid punch to that square jaw of his.

3 – How many times will you ever get the opportunity to eat soylent green? Soylent Green is people!
http://www.skipngo.wordpress.com kristatothemax

Please don’t eat John Travolta!

I’ve often joked that it would be funny to have a theme song play every time I entered a room. Usually, it’s something ABBA-themed, but I think a car that blasted “Grease Lightening” would do the job!

I’ll take the car, please!
Gutter

I will go with the car too, although it might make me want to blow my brains out after listening to that song over and over again, it would be worth it to drive a classic like that.
st80umseating

This one was tough. I almost immediately ruled out the car, however, upon further assessment, the car was back in play. Here’s how I broke it down.

First, since “Battlefield Earth” is easily one of the WORST movies of all time, I had to rule that one out on principle. Seriously, this movie is awful. Zero good came from this film.

Second, I had to choose whether I wanted to eat people-food or listen to Grease Lightning the rest of my life. While I didn’t love the idea of eating ground-up person, I determined it had to be better than that infernal car for the rest of my life. Plus, we eat ground beef, ground chicken, ground tuna (do we eat ground tuna? anyway), so why not ground people. I bet you wouldn’t even think it was that bad–until you were told what it was.

I pick Soylent Green
chaddymac

I couldn’t decide between soylant green or the car that plays greased lightning. I can’t handle listening to the same cd play back to back let alone a single song and if it is the edited version “the chicks’ll scream” instead of “the chicks’ll cream” I’d be even more let down. so, I pick the soylent green because really if noone could figure out it was people than it probably didn’t taste too bad.
CassieB

Prior to this I had never heard of Soylent Green, Vinny Barbarino, Terl or Battlefield Earth. However, I figure that if I choose the car that plays Grease Lightening, and although hearing John Travolta is painful, it can be no more painful than eating him or having sex with the man (especially as Terl). Car wins.
http://teamsudar.blogspot.com Deuce

answer = Soylent Green
F-U-Natalie

I don’t know what Soylent Green is. That’s out. I haven’t seen Battlefield Earth. That’s out. I take the car playing Greased Lightning! It would be like that episode of How I Met Your Mother when his car only plays “I would walk 500 miles…” Dada duh duh, Dada duh duh….
twodogszk

Greased Lightning!!!

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