http://crujonessociety.com/2009/12/23/the-bigass-christmas-post-09-part-i/ Because the internet can't be all porn... Mon, 21 May 2012 02:01:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/12/23/the-bigass-christmas-post-09-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-14484 jitterrawks Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:35:52 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/12/23/the-bigass-christmas-post-09-part-i/#comment-14484 Okay...so...when I read on Wikipedia about the guy selling Mars (he also sells the moon)...I realized he's downright brilliantly insane. I was also not surprised that he is from Nevada and lives in Florida. The icing on the cake...when someone buys land, he covers his eyes and points to a random spot on the map, and that's how you get your land. And he's made $9 million off of novelty and suckers. The thing that makes me most irate...I didn't think of it first. Okay…so…when I read on Wikipedia about the guy selling Mars (he also sells the moon)…I realized he’s downright brilliantly insane. I was also not surprised that he is from Nevada and lives in Florida. The icing on the cake…when someone buys land, he covers his eyes and points to a random spot on the map, and that’s how you get your land. And he’s made $9 million off of novelty and suckers. The thing that makes me most irate…I didn’t think of it first.

]]> http://crujonessociety.com/2009/12/23/the-bigass-christmas-post-09-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-14483 Flickerbock Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:48:26 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/12/23/the-bigass-christmas-post-09-part-i/#comment-14483 That's exactly why you walk slow and smile. It pisses everyone off. It is hilarious. Makes my day. That’s exactly why you walk slow and smile. It pisses everyone off. It is hilarious. Makes my day.

]]> http://crujonessociety.com/2009/12/23/the-bigass-christmas-post-09-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-14482 Lee S. Hart Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:02:34 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/12/23/the-bigass-christmas-post-09-part-i/#comment-14482 I spent 8 years working ass early on Black Friday. I have seen first hand all that comes from Black Friday shoppers and I refuse to ever participate in it again. But glad that you enjoyed yourself Flickerbock. I spent 8 years working ass early on Black Friday. I have seen first hand all that comes from Black Friday shoppers and I refuse to ever participate in it again. But glad that you enjoyed yourself Flickerbock.

]]> http://crujonessociety.com/2009/12/23/the-bigass-christmas-post-09-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-14481 Flickerbock Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:59:46 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2009/12/23/the-bigass-christmas-post-09-part-i/#comment-14481 I also enjoyed Christmas shopping this year. The wife and I dragged my little brother out at 5:00 on Black Friday to get it started. I told him that the rules that I abide by are 1) walk really slow and 2) smile at everyone. These rules guarantee that some old lady is going to get pissed at you and start yelling. Best holiday shopping experience of your life. Give it a try, you won't regret it. The rest of my Christmas shopping this year was done by my wife since I was working every waking hour. That was nice. I also enjoyed Christmas shopping this year. The wife and I dragged my little brother out at 5:00 on Black Friday to get it started. I told him that the rules that I abide by are 1) walk really slow and 2) smile at everyone. These rules guarantee that some old lady is going to get pissed at you and start yelling. Best holiday shopping experience of your life. Give it a try, you won’t regret it. The rest of my Christmas shopping this year was done by my wife since I was working every waking hour. That was nice.

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