http://crujonessociety.com/2010/01/19/if-hart-had-a-robot/ Gin soaked internet comedy just like Mom used to make. Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:11:00 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 http://crujonessociety.com/2010/01/19/if-hart-had-a-robot/comment-page-1/#comment-15426 Brad Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:16:01 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2010/01/19/if-hart-had-a-robot/#comment-15426 Damn Hart! I've already gone through 2 iPods. Although I think next year Apple's introducing the songBrain software which stores an infinite amount of songs in the cerebrum. It's supposedly pretty expensive (and dangerous), so I guess you were smart to hold out. Damn Hart! I’ve already gone through 2 iPods. Although I think next year Apple’s introducing the songBrain software which stores an infinite amount of songs in the cerebrum. It’s supposedly pretty expensive (and dangerous), so I guess you were smart to hold out.

]]> http://crujonessociety.com/2010/01/19/if-hart-had-a-robot/comment-page-1/#comment-15365 jitterrawks Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:13:27 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/2010/01/19/if-hart-had-a-robot/#comment-15365 I have thought of this in length, Hart. I am fascinated by what they can do for me, but even more terrified by the inevitable robot uprising. I've read up on this a lot (yes, I have more than 7 books about how to fight robots), and I'm erring on the side of caution. However, I never thought of fail-safe self-aware sensors. And the size factor...Hart, we may have to join forces to get our alcohol-running, music playing trivia machines in place. I'd also have mine have a steam cleaning attachment, so it could clean my clothes/iron them, as well as a feature where it can pretend to be interested to the person I'm talking to on the phone while I run to the bathroom, get another beer, or just want to rewatch The Soup. Sorry Mom, Joel McHale is funnier and cuter than you. I have thought of this in length, Hart. I am fascinated by what they can do for me, but even more terrified by the inevitable robot uprising. I’ve read up on this a lot (yes, I have more than 7 books about how to fight robots), and I’m erring on the side of caution. However, I never thought of fail-safe self-aware sensors. And the size factor…Hart, we may have to join forces to get our alcohol-running, music playing trivia machines in place. I’d also have mine have a steam cleaning attachment, so it could clean my clothes/iron them, as well as a feature where it can pretend to be interested to the person I’m talking to on the phone while I run to the bathroom, get another beer, or just want to rewatch The Soup. Sorry Mom, Joel McHale is funnier and cuter than you.

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