Comments on: Five Easy Ways to Avoid V-Day Douchebaggery (or The Modern Guy’s Guide to Not F*cking-Up a Hallmark Holiday) http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/10/five-easy-ways-to-avoid-v-day-douchebaggery-or-the-modern-guys-guide-to-not-fcking-up-a-hallmark-holiday/ Because the internet can't be all porn... Mon, 21 May 2012 02:01:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: akarayray http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/10/five-easy-ways-to-avoid-v-day-douchebaggery-or-the-modern-guys-guide-to-not-fcking-up-a-hallmark-holiday/comment-page-1/#comment-17497 akarayray Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:14:30 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/?p=3444#comment-17497 Single rose screams "I got this at a gas station!!!!"<br>Sorry. Yes the Valentines day flowers are expensive but as the hair dye commercial says "I'm worth it". Single rose screams “I got this at a gas station!!!!”
Sorry. Yes the Valentines day flowers are expensive but as the hair dye commercial says “I'm worth it”.

]]> By: Gutter http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/10/five-easy-ways-to-avoid-v-day-douchebaggery-or-the-modern-guys-guide-to-not-fcking-up-a-hallmark-holiday/comment-page-1/#comment-17448 Gutter Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:58:33 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/?p=3444#comment-17448 I like the idea of the single long-stemmed rose, seems almost classier than the usual dozen.<br><br>Another good V-Day idea is to come up with a meal you and your significant other have never had before and cook it together. It eliminates the pain in the ass of going out to eat with every other asshole on the planet, you get to spend some good quality time hanging out together and best of all the bedroom is only a few close steps away. I like the idea of the single long-stemmed rose, seems almost classier than the usual dozen.

Another good V-Day idea is to come up with a meal you and your significant other have never had before and cook it together. It eliminates the pain in the ass of going out to eat with every other asshole on the planet, you get to spend some good quality time hanging out together and best of all the bedroom is only a few close steps away.

]]> By: Deuce http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/10/five-easy-ways-to-avoid-v-day-douchebaggery-or-the-modern-guys-guide-to-not-fcking-up-a-hallmark-holiday/comment-page-1/#comment-17447 Deuce Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:38:36 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/?p=3444#comment-17447 Okay, I think I am all set. I had to create a user account with a name other than Deuce, then I could change my screenname to appear as Deuce. Problem solved. And who says government workers can't get things accomplished. Okay, I think I am all set. I had to create a user account with a name other than Deuce, then I could change my screenname to appear as Deuce. Problem solved. And who says government workers can't get things accomplished.

]]> By: jitterrawks http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/10/five-easy-ways-to-avoid-v-day-douchebaggery-or-the-modern-guys-guide-to-not-fcking-up-a-hallmark-holiday/comment-page-1/#comment-17446 jitterrawks Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:41:39 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/?p=3444#comment-17446 While you may be right, Erika, I subscribe to the belief that if you have to put on a massive show to get some, you are not in the right relationship. However, I may be one of the crazy few that prefers the post-coital sandwich and premise-free hook up...and I understand that I am one of the few that this "holiday" was not made for. :) While you may be right, Erika, I subscribe to the belief that if you have to put on a massive show to get some, you are not in the right relationship. However, I may be one of the crazy few that prefers the post-coital sandwich and premise-free hook up…and I understand that I am one of the few that this “holiday” was not made for. :)

]]> By: CJS http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/10/five-easy-ways-to-avoid-v-day-douchebaggery-or-the-modern-guys-guide-to-not-fcking-up-a-hallmark-holiday/comment-page-1/#comment-17444 CJS Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:27:06 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/?p=3444#comment-17444 One last thing: It says we can import all the old comments into the new system, which we're working on right now. We hope to have those showing up again soon. One last thing: It says we can import all the old comments into the new system, which we're working on right now. We hope to have those showing up again soon.

]]> By: The Redhead http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/10/five-easy-ways-to-avoid-v-day-douchebaggery-or-the-modern-guys-guide-to-not-fcking-up-a-hallmark-holiday/comment-page-1/#comment-17442 The Redhead Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:23:11 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/?p=3444#comment-17442 Still a bargain compared to $79.99 delivered. TO HELL! Still a bargain compared to $79.99 delivered. TO HELL!

]]> By: The Redhead http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/10/five-easy-ways-to-avoid-v-day-douchebaggery-or-the-modern-guys-guide-to-not-fcking-up-a-hallmark-holiday/comment-page-1/#comment-17443 The Redhead Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:22:45 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/?p=3444#comment-17443 Hello, all...thanks for the comment love! Sorry to hear about the identity theft incident, Deuce. Disqus is da schiz and props to Cru Jones for taking the bait on a kickass comment engine. <br><br>And Jitterrawks - mmmm...sammich! I'm all about gettin' down and the entire post is how to NOT fuck up your chances at gettin' down by fucking up. You pickin' up what I'm puttin' down?<br><br>Yo. Hello, all…thanks for the comment love! Sorry to hear about the identity theft incident, Deuce. Disqus is da schiz and props to Cru Jones for taking the bait on a kickass comment engine.

And Jitterrawks – mmmm…sammich! I'm all about gettin' down and the entire post is how to NOT fuck up your chances at gettin' down by fucking up. You pickin' up what I'm puttin' down?

Yo.

]]> By: CJS http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/10/five-easy-ways-to-avoid-v-day-douchebaggery-or-the-modern-guys-guide-to-not-fcking-up-a-hallmark-holiday/comment-page-1/#comment-17441 CJS Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:14:16 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/?p=3444#comment-17441 Sorry to spring the new comments system structure on everyone. In the long run, it'll be a much better system (more interactive, easier to comment across blogs, ultimately more user-friendly), but for now, sorry we threw everyone for a loop. Sorry to spring the new comments system structure on everyone. In the long run, it'll be a much better system (more interactive, easier to comment across blogs, ultimately more user-friendly), but for now, sorry we threw everyone for a loop.

]]> By: Karl http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/10/five-easy-ways-to-avoid-v-day-douchebaggery-or-the-modern-guys-guide-to-not-fcking-up-a-hallmark-holiday/comment-page-1/#comment-17440 Karl Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:56:44 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/?p=3444#comment-17440 LOL! GoogleAds served up an advertisement for Valentine's Day roses, $29.99 per dozen! How appropriate! LOL! GoogleAds served up an advertisement for Valentine's Day roses, $29.99 per dozen! How appropriate!

]]> By: jitterrawks http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/10/five-easy-ways-to-avoid-v-day-douchebaggery-or-the-modern-guys-guide-to-not-fcking-up-a-hallmark-holiday/comment-page-1/#comment-17439 jitterrawks Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:55:54 +0000 http://crujonessociety.com/?p=3444#comment-17439 Great ideas! However, you left off one key thing...getting down. I mean...isn't this holiday about love? Why not get it on? It's a free gift, and while she may not have bragging rights on overpriced flowers at work, she will have that glow Monday morning that cannot be purchased. Maybe you go for a bit more foreplay, and a bit more cuddling. Or after, you make her a sandwich. Whatever her preference. Great ideas! However, you left off one key thing…getting down. I mean…isn't this holiday about love? Why not get it on? It's a free gift, and while she may not have bragging rights on overpriced flowers at work, she will have that glow Monday morning that cannot be purchased. Maybe you go for a bit more foreplay, and a bit more cuddling. Or after, you make her a sandwich. Whatever her preference.

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