Welcome to Day 3 of the Thanksgiving Week tradition! After turning weird on you yesterday, let’s get back to three appealing options (this won’t last, btw). Let’s see how you do as hopefully you’re either already not working, or wrapping up before the 4-day weekend. Decisions, decisions.

Kobe beef filet w/40 year-old Glenfiddich VS Kenny Chesney (who will sing you songs after coitus) VS 24 hr car service w/driver for 9 months