The Cru Jones Society launched on March 30, 2008. Our mission is to make you laugh, make you think, and if all goes well, aid you in discovering comic nirvana by causing you to shoot beer out your nose while reading. That’s the ultimate. We’re diligent in that pursuit with every post you see. For more background on the name of the site as well as our general philosophy, click this link which is the first article ever posted on this site.

This is not your standard run-of-the-mill blog. You won’t find us bloviating day after day about the trivialities of our mundane little lives. Too many blogs fixate on that which is banal, trite, and just plain uninteresting. No one seems willing to put time and effort into their posts, which, due to the never-ending storage capacity of digital files, will exist in perpetuity. If you’ve spent any time perusing the common blog sites or social networks, the majority of what you find is either incessant navel-gazing or pointless celebrity gossip.

We promise not to bore you with either.

The Cru Jones Society features essays, satire, fiction, commentary and a variety of blog posts designed to entertain you. The particulars of our lives are interesting to a small subset of our audience, which is why you won’t find our real names anywhere on this site. While certainly details of our personal lives will surface from time to time (the nature of authorship), they only serve as a means of understanding whatever we happen to be analyzing at the time.

We’re here for yours and our own amusement. Please feel free to comment, contribute and email us with any feedback. We’re always open to debating you, and we’re rarely lacking for a response. We hope you frequent our page often and you find this site a valuable tool for wasting time at work, killing time between classes, or decompressing on the weekends.

Before you check out the rest of our posts, here’s a little about us:

E Dagger: Might kill you for claiming you like Tea Leoni, Dakota Fanning, or the movie “Patch Adams.” Loves Amstel Light and peanut butter. Renamed his girlfriend’s cat “buttfore.” Has an embarrassingly large collection of WWF/WWE VHS tapes. If asked, will claim that he likes the Foo Fighters even though he doesn’t. “Just seems like something I should like,” he says.

Lee S. Hart: Has worn large mutton chops since before they were popular and continues to do so even though they are once again not popular. Loves The Clash. Hates The Beatles. Will provoke fights at parties on this topic for fun. Wants for his own gin and tonic making robot. Wears sandals with Crown Royal logo. Would probably carry Milan Hejduk’s baby if asked (or able).

Senor Limon: Once called a woman whose number he found written on the wall of a port-a-potty… a woman actually answered. Hates when people refer to Superman as “Supes.” Likes ketchup, but hates tomatoes. Once spent a drunken night quoting Long Duk Dong on a playground and shouting in a sound proof booth that turned out to be a mere bus shelter. Has attended space camp. Is hot.

Feel free to email us with any questions, comments, or article ideas.

edagger@crujonessociety.com

lee.s.hart@crujonessociety.com

senor.limon@crujonessociety.com

OK, dudes. Let’s walk this sucker!

Authors of the Cru Jones Society

Limon, Hart and Dagger