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		<title>The Big Ass Christmas Post 2011</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/12/22/the-big-ass-christmas-post-2011/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 11:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While out Christmas shopping we found ourselves stumped on what to get you, our loyal readers. We don’t know your sweater size so that was out. Gift cards seemed so impersonal. And it seemed someone took the Playskool Kitchen we left near the register. Finally after hours of discussions and many, many beers we knew [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Food Sex or Cars? 2011 Winners Revealed!</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/11/29/food-sex-or-cars-2011-winners-revealed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. Inside this article is the definitive list of correct choices for all three of the basic human desires – foodin’, sexin’, and car-in’. It’s time to find out who is the 2011 Food, Sex, or Cars Master! Should you have any problems with these answers, take it up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Food Sex or Cars? Voting Closes Today</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/11/28/food-sex-or-cars-voting-closes-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a friendly reminder, voting in the 4th Annual Food Sex or Cars competition closes today at 6 pm, MST. Make sure all your choices are in for a shot at $50 at iTunes. All scenarios can be found linked right here. So get those last minute votes in! We&#8217;ll announce winners tomorrow. Thanks for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Food Sex or Cars? Kiss Me Deadly Edition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/11/25/food-sex-or-cars-kiss-me-deadly-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 21:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJS Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well we’ve come to the end of another year of Food Sex or Cars? We’ve had some laughs and some tears, and we hope you enjoyed yourselves. Once you’re done with this final round go back and make sure you answered all the rounds, are content with your answers, and that you crossed all the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Food Sex or Cars? Nightmare Edition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/11/25/food-sex-or-cars-nightmare-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 17:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJS Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes we create scenarios that we wish we could forget about. But instead of trying to erase them from our minds we opt to bring you with us into the nightmare. This is one of those times. Consider that a warning. So here is Round 14, enjoy the rest of your day! (The contents of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Food Sex or Cars? Gassy Edition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/11/25/food-sex-or-cars-gassy-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 13:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJS Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good morning and welcome the final day of 2011’s Food Sex or Cars? We hope you were able to get your Christmas shopping done, considering most stores have now been open for seven hours. You’ll need the focus and concentration to answer the scenarios presented to you today.  Now strap in for this gas-tacular round [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Food Sex or Cars? Nostalgia Edition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/11/24/food-sex-or-cars-nostalgia-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 20:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJS Staff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food Sex or Cars?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is a day for everyone to reflect on what they are thankful for. We hope you are all thankful for an enjoyable childhood you once had. Did you have a nice trip down memory lane? When we took it we came back with some souvenirs and created our last Thanksgiving Day scenario. After this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Food Sex or Cars? Doesn&#8217;t Float Edition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/11/24/food-sex-or-cars-doesnt-float-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJS Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whoever is cooking your Thanksgiving meal is probably about to get started, and you’re no help, which means you need something to do. As usual CJS has got your back. We proudly present the second scenario of Thanksgiving Day 2011! Get ready for three things that will never get their own Macy’s Parade Float. (Toaster [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Food Sex or Cars? Over Indulgence Edition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/11/24/food-sex-or-cars-over-indulgence-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/11/24/food-sex-or-cars-over-indulgence-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 14:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJS Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Welcome to day four of our annual competition, and day four always means it is Thanksgiving! This is the one day a year when we are allowed to fully embrace our American ways and eat and drink to excess. So in the spirit of going big and giving into vices we give you Round [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Food Sex or Cars? Higher Power Edition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-higher-power-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/11/23/food-sex-or-cars-higher-power-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 21:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJS Staff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food Sex or Cars?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow we give thanks. As Americans, it&#8217;s the only day we&#8217;re really required to do that. If you&#8217;re a CJS fan, you give thanks this whole week because you get to test your brain on all sorts of goofy shit three assholes thought up for fun. We had some divine help with this one, and [...]]]></description>
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