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	<description>Because the internet can&#039;t be all porn...</description>
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		<title>Worn Out Welcome&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/05/03/worn-out-welcome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 10:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“So… so, all thanks again. And I’ll see you soon. The effort was appreciated. And I’m glad that I could make it. You’ll never know what just what it means to me. Keep your favors, I’m not in doubt, because you’re welcome.” – The Spitvalves, “Worn Out Welcome.” This is Dagger. And the above are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Second Screen Revolution</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/04/12/the-second-screen-revolution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 10:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[“Hypertextuality is the technological realization of intertextuality.” – Sarah Gwenllian Jones. For those of you who haven’t already clicked over to ESPN or Facebook or something after reading that opening quote, and we thank you, I finally fully understand this statement nearly 8 years later, and thanks to AMC’s Story Notes airing of Kindergarten Cop. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hypothetical Dagger</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/29/the-hypothetical-dagger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 10:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nonsense]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It’s only fitting that we wrap up our 4th Anniversary with an article conceived in the early spirit of this website. It’s Wednesday evening as I type this and I’m hungover and exhausted after three nights in Vegas with Lady E. I have no creativity in me whatsoever, and all I can hear in my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Friday #101: Survey Course Edition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/23/happy-friday-101-survey-course-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/23/happy-friday-101-survey-course-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friday]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Good morning, class. Welcome to Happy Friday 101. I’m your instructor E Dagger, and this class will cover the basic ways to slack off at the end of a work week. We’ve got a lot to cover, so please pull out your syllabus and note today’s topics: the NFL, rock n’ roll, frickin’ VD, lesbians [...]]]></description>
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		<title>E Dagger&#8217;s Songs That Will Not Fire You Up</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/20/e-daggers-songs-that-will-not-fire-you-up/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/20/e-daggers-songs-that-will-not-fire-you-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 10:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[  One of my favorite columns on all of the interwebs is Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon Dick Joke Jamboroo that runs every Thursday during NFL season. One of the recurring segments in that column is “Pregame Song That Makes Me Want To Run Through A Goddamn Brick Wall.” I could compose a playlist under this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Strangeness of Being Earnest</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/15/the-strangeness-of-being-earnest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 10:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Essay]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In recent internet news, everyone lost their minds over a review of the Olive Garden in Grand Forks, North Dakota written by an 85 year-old woman named Marilyn Hagerty. Like anything found on the internet today written without a trace of irony, to many people this review reeked of parody. Surely no one could write [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things We Love #27: Shower Beer</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/14/things-we-love-27-shower-beer/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/14/things-we-love-27-shower-beer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 10:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things We Love]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Aww, yeah. If ever there were two opposite things juxtaposed perfectly against each other, it’s the warm, steamy affectionate embrace of your shower with the cold, refreshing hoppy goodness of your favorite brew. Drinking a beer in your shower feels wrong the first time you do it – like you’re violating some unwritten rule of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Friday #99: Hart &amp; Dagger Edition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/09/happy-friday-99-hart-dagger-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friday]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Unreal to think we’re almost at triple digits with our Friday institution. To celebrate this milestone, let’s all adjourn to the Hart and Dagger Saloon (goddamn obstinate signmaker spelled Hart’s name wrong) for Flabongo beers, gin rickeys, and Bagel Bites for all! Unfortunately for, well, everyone, according to CJS Regular CassieB, the Hart &#38; Dagger [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Sportswriter&#8217;s Definition of &#8220;Bounty&#8221;: To Misdirect One&#8217;s Outrage</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/07/a-sportswriters-definition-of-bounty-to-misdirect-ones-outrage/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/07/a-sportswriters-definition-of-bounty-to-misdirect-ones-outrage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 02:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sport]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[“I swear to Christ, the next time we cross paths, I’m gonna flatten that cocksucker and make him hurt.” I sat crouched and waited for him to run near me. As soon as he thought he was past me, and, coincidentally, once his guard was down, I sprung like a mousetrap and buried my shoulder [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 7 Lies (Apparently) All Women Tell Men</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/06/the-7-lies-apparently-all-women-tell-men/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/06/the-7-lies-apparently-all-women-tell-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 10:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Love Lounge]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome back to the Cru Jones Society Love Lounge. This is where we take a dating or relationship advice column, and tear it to shreds. Why? Because most dating and relationship advice is ass. Every relationship is unique and each person trying to comingle naked with someone else is too. Writing generalist crap that perpetuates [...]]]></description>
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