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		<title>My Renewed Disdain for the Urban Hippie</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/07/my-renewed-disdain-for-the-urban-hippie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Senor Limon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Hoo hoo hoo! Looks who&#8217;s back! That byline is correct. We told you this anniversary would be special. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the Cru Jones Society: Senor Limon!) Those who know me well can attest to the fact that for many years the two things I really despise in this world are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Movies and Bad Customer Service</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/15/bad-movies-and-bad-customer-service/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Senor Limon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings everyone, CJS co-founder and former regular contributor Limon here, substituting for Dagger, who is on a beach somewhere enjoying some well deserved time with his new bride, Lady E and away from the fray of work, cold weather, and CJS. I&#8217;ll be filling in here and there for the next week or so along [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Son, your ego is writing checks your body can&#8217;t cash!</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/04/25/son-your-ego-is-writing-checks-your-body-cant-cash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 03:06:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Senor Limon</dc:creator>
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		<title>4 Commercials That Insult My Intelligence</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/03/31/4-commercials-that-insult-my-intelligence/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/03/31/4-commercials-that-insult-my-intelligence/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Senor Limon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Commercials for the most part pretty much occupy the space between a 24 minute show and a 30 minute time block. Usually they don&#8217;t hit the radar since 99% of the commercials out there are a combination of previews for more shows, products I either don&#8217;t need, or already knew I wanted, and some feature [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CJS Product Review: The Foam Dome</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/03/25/cjs-product-review-the-foam-dome/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/03/25/cjs-product-review-the-foam-dome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Senor Limon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Booze]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The foam dome will be the last of the three new drinking products we test drove during the annual CJS Rendezvous in Tucson, Arizona. The concept of the foam dome is a simple one: take one hat, attach cup holders to the sides, and add two straws that come together in a “T” shape whose business [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How It Feels: Broken Nose</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/03/19/how-it-feels-broken-nose/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Senor Limon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is part three of our three-part series &#8220;How It Feels.&#8221; Today, our own walking accident, Senor Limon, gives you the skinny how what it&#8217;s like to have your schnozz busted up and to have your father summarily dismiss your concerns about it. We&#8217;ve documented the fact that I&#8217;m basically a walking accident waiting to happen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>6 Great Fast Food Burgers</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/03/11/6-great-fast-food-burgers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 05:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Senor Limon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  We here at CJS are fans of many things, Movies, music, Cartoons and breakfast cereal all among them, today I&#8217;ll be exploring one of everyone&#8217;s favorite mainstay items of American life.  The simple, the flagrantly unhealthy, and the delicious fast food hamburger, lets have a look at a few of my favorites, and why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Friday # 37 Denvertastic! &#8211; I&#8217;m sorry, that was lame.</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/03/05/happy-friday-37-denvertastic-im-sorry-that-was-lame/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/03/05/happy-friday-37-denvertastic-im-sorry-that-was-lame/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Senor Limon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week we have a startling number of Denver and Colorado-centric articles, and why not? As we&#8217;ll find out, despite being home to a whiny quarterback, Denver has been scientifically proven to be one of the country&#8217;s most manly cities, so smooth down your manly lumberjack beard, and roll up those red flannel sleeves, its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>25 Things You May Not Know About Senor Limon</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/18/25-things-you-may-not-know-about-senor-limon/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/18/25-things-you-may-not-know-about-senor-limon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 14:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Senor Limon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today we&#8217;ll be exploring some little known, and some possibly made up facts about Sr. Limon. Up tomorrow, 25 things you may not know about E Dagger. So, without further ado, or adieu. Here&#8217;s the list. Recently at a lecture, Limon heard the teacher say the phrase &#8220;if the bolt is not fully extended, you can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Friday #34: Snowball Fight Edition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/12/happy-friday-34-snowball-fight-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/02/12/happy-friday-34-snowball-fight-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 05:33:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Senor Limon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Friday, tomorrow night is the most unashamedly commercial holiday of the year, the dreaded VD. Whether you&#8217;re planning to get all cuddly with that special someone, or throwing Irish car bombs down your neck hole until you can&#8217;t feel feelings, you&#8217;re welcome around here. That is, unless you&#8217;re a Brett Favre fan, in which [...]]]></description>
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