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		<title>Where Occupy Wall Street &amp; Millennial Douchebags (Should) Diverge</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/10/20/where-occupy-wall-street-millennial-douchebags-should-diverge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 10:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The view from my office looks right at the State Capitol, so for the last couple of weeks I have gazed upon the vagrant tent city comprising “Occupy Denver.” I find the spirit of this movement somewhat ingratiating and their execution haphazard and mediocre at best. The night the police told them to disperse, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Look What Happened</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/09/29/look-what-happened/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 00:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I think it seems like only yesterday that I was in high school doing high school things. It only seems that way though. Turns out it was actually like ten years ago and I know this because I have a concept of time and can do simple arithmetic, but also because I just attended [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Defining What&#8217;s Real: Realizing There&#8217;s No Definition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/09/08/defining-whats-real-realizing-theres-no-definition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 10:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://crujonessociety.com/?p=5131</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“What is ‘real’? How do you define ‘real’?” – Morpheus, The Matrix No mainstream film of the last decade and a half dealt with the question of how to define reality better, or more extensively, than The Matrix. It took what we saw as fundamental truths about the world and created a universe that turned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Make a Movie in 48 Hours</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/07/29/how-to-make-a-movie-in-48-hours/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/07/29/how-to-make-a-movie-in-48-hours/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This weekend my friends will make a movie. They don’t know what movie they will make, but they know they will start it Friday night at 7:00 pm, and they will turn it in by Sunday night at 7:00 pm. They can’t tell you what it will be about, where it will take place, or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Importance Of Movies</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/07/21/the-importance-of-movies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 11:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last summer debate raged over the ending of the movie Inception. I suppose before I go any further I am obligated to inform you of a possible spoiler alert. I will go ahead and just preface this by saying there are several of those throughout this article. Everything I’m going to talk about will be at least [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Loud and the Confused: One and the Same</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/07/14/the-loud-and-the-confused-one-in-the-same/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/07/14/the-loud-and-the-confused-one-in-the-same/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 13:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://crujonessociety.com/?p=5041</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As I watched the All-Star Game this year – way to go National League! – I found myself thinking about Casey Anthony. It’s not that Casey Anthony was a can’t-miss power hitting 3rd baseman or anything (that would have been awesome), it’s because Tim McCarver and Joe Buck, who are both awful, kept talking about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Death of Weird</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/06/16/the-death-of-weird/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 10:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That Charlie Sheen thing didn’t last long, did it? From approximately early January (I can’t be certain of the exact begin date considering a search of the AV Club’s archives turns up 164 answers to the query “Charlie Sheen”) when the country learned of Charlie’s crazy substance abuse superpowers, his desire to create a porn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Last Cinematic Feminist Argument We Should Ever Need to Have</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/06/06/the-last-cinematic-feminist-argument-we-should-ever-need-to-have/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/06/06/the-last-cinematic-feminist-argument-we-should-ever-need-to-have/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 10:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“It isn’t enough for Bridesmaids to be a great comedy; it has to be a comedy that transcends the lady-movie ghetto, thereby becoming the thing to which all lady movies aspire. We don’t have the vocabulary to talk about what it is, so we elevate it into something it isn’t: a paradigm shift, a game-changer, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>R.I.P. &#8220;Macho Man&#8221; Randy Savage</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/05/26/r-i-p-macho-man-randy-savage/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/05/26/r-i-p-macho-man-randy-savage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 10:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://crujonessociety.com/?p=4954</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was a kid, Randy&#8217;s Mother (aka Macho Mom) would always make sure that Randy would put aside tickets for when the WWF or WCW would come to Chicago. During a show in 1992 or 1993, me and my brother were actually granted the opportunity to go backstage. For the 6-year-old me, this was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How It Feels: The First Tattoo</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/05/06/how-it-feels-the-first-tattoo/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/05/06/how-it-feels-the-first-tattoo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 10:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s the Sixth of May and you’re probably asking, “Where the hell is Hart’s annual Cinco de Mustache post?” Well, it’s half-assedly right here. It’s not to say I didn’t grow a stache, because I did and it has driven my female friends away in, well, droves. Keithage’s, though, caught the attention of one waitress [...]]]></description>
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