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	<description>Because the internet can&#039;t be all porn...</description>
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		<title>When Imagination Can Harm</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/28/when-imagination-can-harm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s not uncommon for children to develop an imaginary friend. Perhaps you had one, or maybe a sibling did. I don’t remember having one, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t. My sister had one, she named her Sarah and my young mind assumed it was the triceratops from The Land Before Time. Apparently the only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Strangeness of Being Earnest</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/15/the-strangeness-of-being-earnest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 10:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In recent internet news, everyone lost their minds over a review of the Olive Garden in Grand Forks, North Dakota written by an 85 year-old woman named Marilyn Hagerty. Like anything found on the internet today written without a trace of irony, to many people this review reeked of parody. Surely no one could write [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Renewed Disdain for the Urban Hippie</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/07/my-renewed-disdain-for-the-urban-hippie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Senor Limon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://crujonessociety.com/?p=5672</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Hoo hoo hoo! Looks who&#8217;s back! That byline is correct. We told you this anniversary would be special. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the Cru Jones Society: Senor Limon!) Those who know me well can attest to the fact that for many years the two things I really despise in this world are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Big Slide</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/02/23/the-big-slide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://crujonessociety.com/?p=5616</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In the movie Sliding Doors we get to see two possible outcomes to Gwyneth Paltrow’s life based on whether she makes or misses the train.  Nice little commentary about how the slightest thing can alter our lives. Since we don’t live in the movies, we only get to see what happens on the one path [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hulk Hogan and Unscripting Your Outcomes</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/02/16/hulk-hogan-and-unscripting-your-outcomes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://crujonessociety.com/?p=5605</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was four years old, my parents took me to a WWF house show. This would have been sometime in early 1986 as the main event saw Hulk Hogan taking on King Kong Bundy, which was also the main event of WrestleMania 2. The match hit all the standard Hogan beats – Hogan beat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Love Actually And My Changeup</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/02/09/love-actually-and-my-changeup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Closing pitcher Huston Street has a habit of keeping the final out ball when he converts a save. Seth Smith was unaware of this as he haphazardly tossed a ball to some fans. Street was downtrodden, but with the aid of technology and social networking a call when out in hopes of retrieving the ball. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where Occupy Wall Street &amp; Millennial Douchebags (Should) Diverge</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/10/20/where-occupy-wall-street-millennial-douchebags-should-diverge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 10:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The view from my office looks right at the State Capitol, so for the last couple of weeks I have gazed upon the vagrant tent city comprising “Occupy Denver.” I find the spirit of this movement somewhat ingratiating and their execution haphazard and mediocre at best. The night the police told them to disperse, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Look What Happened</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/09/29/look-what-happened/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 00:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I think it seems like only yesterday that I was in high school doing high school things. It only seems that way though. Turns out it was actually like ten years ago and I know this because I have a concept of time and can do simple arithmetic, but also because I just attended [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Defining What&#8217;s Real: Realizing There&#8217;s No Definition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/09/08/defining-whats-real-realizing-theres-no-definition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 10:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://crujonessociety.com/?p=5131</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“What is ‘real’? How do you define ‘real’?” – Morpheus, The Matrix No mainstream film of the last decade and a half dealt with the question of how to define reality better, or more extensively, than The Matrix. It took what we saw as fundamental truths about the world and created a universe that turned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Make a Movie in 48 Hours</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/07/29/how-to-make-a-movie-in-48-hours/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This weekend my friends will make a movie. They don’t know what movie they will make, but they know they will start it Friday night at 7:00 pm, and they will turn it in by Sunday night at 7:00 pm. They can’t tell you what it will be about, where it will take place, or [...]]]></description>
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