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		<title>The 7 Lies (Apparently) All Women Tell Men</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/06/the-7-lies-apparently-all-women-tell-men/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 10:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome back to the Cru Jones Society Love Lounge. This is where we take a dating or relationship advice column, and tear it to shreds. Why? Because most dating and relationship advice is ass. Every relationship is unique and each person trying to comingle naked with someone else is too. Writing generalist crap that perpetuates [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Surprising Ways Marriage Has Improved My Life</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/01/19/5-suprising-ways-marriage-has-improved-my-life/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/01/19/5-suprising-ways-marriage-has-improved-my-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love being married. It’s the best thing I’ve ever done. But I would never insult you by droning on for 2,000 schmaltzy words about new levels of real emotional intimacy and being part of something greater than yourself or anything like that even though all that shit’s true. That’s not what you came here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Counterpoint: The Top 10 Ways a D-Bag Thinks Men Have Brainwashed Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 13:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We’re back in the Love Lounge (a week late, admittedly) and it’s time for more chauvinism from our old friend Charlie Anderson of our favorite festering pile of awful advice and even worse advice, AskMen.com. Last week Charlie dropped some knowledge (read: stinky, obtuse, ill-reasoned diarrhea fart of an article) on us about 10 ways [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Top 10 Ways a D-Bag Thinks Women Have Brainwashed Men</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/10/05/the-top-10-ways-a-d-bag-thinks-women-have-brainwashed-men/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/10/05/the-top-10-ways-a-d-bag-thinks-women-have-brainwashed-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 14:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Love Lounge]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome back to the CJS Love Lounge, my lovelies. Believe it or not, the article you’re about to read below was the catalyst to get me back in the CJS saddle. Yep, our own CJS Regular Jitterrawks sent me a text message that said, “It’s too bad you’re not writing CJS anymore because I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Be (Chivalrous), Or Not To Be</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/05/06/to-be-chivalrous-or-not-to-be/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/05/06/to-be-chivalrous-or-not-to-be/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 11:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Love Lounge]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chivalry is one of those things that’s almost impossible to do right. It’s like trying to teach someone how to drive stick shift. Too much effort, and you make them clam up and shut down. Not enough, and you’re a heartless cretin. That’s why the Love Lounge is here. We’re here to guide you through [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make Yourself a Better Man: Celebrity Ladies Speak Out</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/04/14/make-yourself-a-better-man-celebrity-ladies-speak-out/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/04/14/make-yourself-a-better-man-celebrity-ladies-speak-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 11:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The way I initially planned to open this article included the following construction: “With celebrity gossip dominating the headlines lately…” And then I realized how stupid that sentence is considering it could applied to any week after roughly 2003. Our entire news cycle is peppered with the relationship troubles of celebrities we shouldn’t even give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Easy Ways to Avoid V-Day Douchebaggery (or The Modern Guy&#8217;s Guide to Not F*cking-Up a Hallmark Holiday)</title>
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		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/10/five-easy-ways-to-avoid-v-day-douchebaggery-or-the-modern-guys-guide-to-not-fcking-up-a-hallmark-holiday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please welcome to the Cru Jones Society, the beautfiul, talented, highly acerbic, Redhead herself, Ms. Erika Napoletano. Please give her lots of love in the comments section, and do yourself a favor by checking out all of her excellent work which she lists at the bottom of this post. Jesus Christ – is it really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Valentine&#8217;s Gifts Covered (or not)</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/09/your-valentines-gifts-covered-or-not/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/02/09/your-valentines-gifts-covered-or-not/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With Valentine’s Day upon us, there exists no better time of year to return to the Love Lounge. For those of you new here, the Love Lounge is where we dismantle traditional relationship and unmask impostors in favor of real advice and tidbits you can use. One of our favorite targets is AskMen.com which claims [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Love Lounge Mix</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/01/14/love-lounge-mix/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/01/14/love-lounge-mix/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 14:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the raucous excitement of the road ahead in the CJS Road Trip Mix to the angsty fury of the CJS Punk Rawk Mix, we come now to slow it down and urge you to get close to the one next to you (or to whomever that increasingly attractive person you brought home for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Confessing Our First Loves</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/09/confessing-our-first-loves/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/09/confessing-our-first-loves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Ahhh, the innocence of youth. The whole world is ahead is of you. You don&#8217;t have a job. You don&#8217;t pay taxes. You have summers off. And you believe the celebrities you have a crush on might actually like you back someday. We asked you to revisit this idyllic time in your lives and [...]]]></description>
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