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		<title>To Be (Chivalrous), Or Not To Be</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/05/06/to-be-chivalrous-or-not-to-be/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 11:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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Chivalry is one of those things that’s almost impossible to do right. It’s like trying to teach someone how to drive stick shift. Too much effort, and you make them clam up and shut down. Not enough, and you’re a heartless cretin.
That’s why the Love Lounge is here. We’re here to guide you through all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make Yourself a Better Man: Celebrity Ladies Speak Out</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 11:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
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The way I initially planned to open this article included the following construction: “With celebrity gossip dominating the headlines lately…” And then I realized how stupid that sentence is considering it could applied to any week after roughly 2003. Our entire news cycle is peppered with the relationship troubles of celebrities we shouldn’t even give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Easy Ways to Avoid V-Day Douchebaggery (or The Modern Guy&#8217;s Guide to Not F*cking-Up a Hallmark Holiday)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
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Please welcome to the Cru Jones Society, the beautfiul, talented, highly acerbic, Redhead herself, Ms. Erika Napoletano. Please give her lots of love in the comments section, and do yourself a favor by checking out all of her excellent work which she lists at the bottom of this post.
Jesus Christ – is it really Valentine’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Valentine&#8217;s Gifts Covered (or not)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
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With Valentine’s Day upon us, there exists no better time of year to return to the Love Lounge. For those of you new here, the Love Lounge is where we dismantle traditional relationship and unmask impostors in favor of real advice and tidbits you can use.
One of our favorite targets is AskMen.com which claims “10 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Love Lounge Mix</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/01/14/love-lounge-mix/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 14:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
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From the raucous excitement of the road ahead in the CJS Road Trip Mix to the angsty fury of the CJS Punk Rawk Mix, we come now to slow it down and urge you to get close to the one next to you (or to whomever that increasingly attractive person you brought home for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Confessing Our First Loves</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
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Ahhh, the innocence of youth. The whole world is ahead is of you. You don&#8217;t have a job. You don&#8217;t pay taxes. You have summers off. And you believe the celebrities you have a crush on might actually like you back someday. We asked you to revisit this idyllic time in your lives and share [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ex-Lovers, but not Ex-Friends?</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/06/ex-lovers-but-not-ex-friends/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/10/06/ex-lovers-but-not-ex-friends/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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As the Dagger wedding approaches (This Saturday!) and Lady E and I bid adieu to our single lives, I find myself thinking about the beginning. I think about how we initially despised each other the first day of graduate school, but after a couple of rounds of beers we grew not only to not hate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women: Our Rules for Eating</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/09/08/men-and-women-our-rules-for-eating/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/09/08/men-and-women-our-rules-for-eating/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 13:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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Since it&#8217;s the day after Labor Day, you&#8217;re all likely in a slightly better mood than a normal Tuesday. And why shouldn&#8217;t you be? The triumphant CSU Rams saved everyone from Boulder from buying additional carbon offsets by shutting their giant, organic wheatgrass-smelling mouths that bloviated all week about how much they were going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To &#8220;Hate&#8221; Your Marriage Pt. 2</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/08/25/how-to-hate-your-marriage-pt-2/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/08/25/how-to-hate-your-marriage-pt-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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As promised last week, here is the eagerly awaited response from Jennifer Ginsberg&#8217;s husband about her oh-so-fun and insightful column &#8220;5 Things I Hate About Marriage.&#8221; Will Jennifer&#8217;s husband set the record straight? Does he get to give up the ghost on Jennifer&#8217;s annoying habits? Is he anything more than a mealy-mouthed little manservant to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To &#8220;Hate&#8221; Your Marriage Pt. 1</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/08/20/how-to-hate-your-marriage-pt-1/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/08/20/how-to-hate-your-marriage-pt-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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Time for another installment of the Love Lounge. We&#8217;ve got more crap from Your Tango.com inside and this article is truly awful. Your Tango&#8217;s tagline is &#8220;Smart Talk About Love&#8221; which would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing ever written if it didn&#8217;t make me boil with anger. They should change their tag line to [...]]]></description>
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