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It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. Inside this article is the definitive list of correct choices for all three of the basic human desires – foodin’, sexin’, and car-in’. It’s time to find out who is the 2011 Food, Sex, or Cars Master! Should you have any problems with these answers, take it up with us in the comments section, but we’ve run these answers through a world-class thinktank of psychologists, physicists, cryptiosimitists, and other really smart people including 2-time winner Keithage. Our word is the last word.

Without further ado, here are the results to the 4^th Annual Food Sex or Cars Competition! Continue Reading »

Just a friendly reminder, voting in the 4th Annual Food Sex or Cars competition closes today at 6 pm, MST. Make sure all your choices are in for a shot at $50 at iTunes. All scenarios can be found linked right here. So get those last minute votes in! We’ll announce winners tomorrow. Thanks for playing, and good luck!

Hart & Dagger

Well we’ve come to the end of another year of Food Sex or Cars? We’ve had some laughs and some tears, and we hope you enjoyed yourselves. Once you’re done with this final round go back and make sure you answered all the rounds, are content with your answers, and that you crossed all the “T’s” and dotted all the lower case “J’s.” Remember voting for all scenarios closes Monday, November 28 at 6:00 p.m. MST. And we’ll announce the winners on Tuesday, November 29. Without further ado the finale of Food Sex or Cars? 2011! Continue Reading »

Sometimes we create scenarios that we wish we could forget about. But instead of trying to erase them from our minds we opt to bring you with us into the nightmare. This is one of those times. Consider that a warning. So here is Round 14, enjoy the rest of your day! Continue Reading »

Good morning and welcome the final day of 2011’s Food Sex or Cars? We hope you were able to get your Christmas shopping done, considering most stores have now been open for seven hours. You’ll need the focus and concentration to answer the scenarios presented to you today.  Now strap in for this gas-tacular round 13! Continue Reading »

This is a day for everyone to reflect on what they are thankful for. We hope you are all thankful for an enjoyable childhood you once had. Did you have a nice trip down memory lane? When we took it we came back with some souvenirs and created our last Thanksgiving Day scenario. After this there are only three more! Continue Reading »

Whoever is cooking your Thanksgiving meal is probably about to get started, and you’re no help, which means you need something to do. As usual CJS has got your back. We proudly present the second scenario of Thanksgiving Day 2011! Get ready for three things that will never get their own Macy’s Parade Float. Continue Reading »

Welcome to day four of our annual competition, and day four always means it is Thanksgiving! This is the one day a year when we are allowed to fully embrace our American ways and eat and drink to excess. So in the spirit of going big and giving into vices we give you Round 10. Hope your Thanksgiving doesn’t pale too much in comparison. Continue Reading »

Tomorrow we give thanks. As Americans, it’s the only day we’re really required to do that. If you’re a CJS fan, you give thanks this whole week because you get to test your brain on all sorts of goofy shit three assholes thought up for fun. We had some divine help with this one, and you’ll definitely need some divine help in figuring out the correct answer. Round 9 of Food Sex or Cars is feelin’ fine. Continue Reading »

Like Arcade Fire, we grew up in the suburbs. Unlike Arcade Fire, we have not galvanized a legion of insufferable mutton chop wearing hipsters drinking cans of PBR who pontificate about us (although, god knows we should have). So Round 8 is dedicated to everyone else who grew up in the suburbs. And if you didn’t… well, you probably didn’t miss much. Continue Reading »

Welcome to Day 3 of the Thanksgiving Week tradition! After turning weird on you yesterday, let’s get back to three appealing options (this won’t last, btw). Let’s see how you do as hopefully you’re either already not working, or wrapping up before the 4-day weekend. Decisions, decisions. Continue Reading »

It’s the last scenario of Day 2, and we’re goin’ off the rails on a crazy train! With a few exceptions, it really only gets worse from here people. Your continued support is both appreciated and slightly baffling, but keep it coming! In fact, tell your friends. Like us on Facebook, RT us on Twitter, and permanently scar people you know with these goofy things. Like this one! Continue Reading »

Day 2 at Food Sex or Cars, and it’s time to crank it up a bit. That last scenario is likely one of the hardest you’ve ever had to make in your entire life due to the great big, gaping gobs of awesome it made you choose between. So let’s dial it back a bit. Here are some choices you’ve likely never even thought about. Here’s Round 5. Why do we call it the Macarena Edition? Good luck, everyone! Continue Reading »

Day one of Food Sex or Cars has come and gone. It’s great to see so many people participating and having fun, but it’s time we up the ante a bit here on day two. We give you a dinner prepared in the manliest way possible, the most interesting sex in the world, and the premiere way to travel all across the universe. Now get your vote on. Continue Reading »

Welcome to Round 3 of Food Sex or Cars! We close out our first day with a throwdown between a big ol’ breakfast, a hot tamale of a character, and a kickin’ way to get from here to there. Good luck, everyone! We’ll see you tomorrow. Continue Reading »

Here’s your second scenario. It’s specifically designed with the ladies in mind, but to have a realistic shot at winning, you need to answer every scenario we present. So, gay, straight, man, woman… it doesn’t matter. Do your best, and give us your best reasoning. Here’s Round 2 of Food Sex or Cars. Good luck, everyone! Continue Reading »

Welcome to the 4th Annual edition of Food Sex or Cars!

The rules here are simple. We present you with a scenario, and based on the three choices, you decide which one you’d like to eat, fuck, or drive. You make your choice in the comments section and we tally up the scores at the end of the week. If you’re not registered with Disqus, you can post as a guest. Just please use a consistent posting name, so we can keep an accurate score. We’ll have THREE scenarios a day through Friday going up at 6:00 am, 10:00 am, and 2:00 pm. Voting for all scenarios closes Monday, November 28 at 6:00 p.m. MST.

We’ll reveal the correct answers on Tuesday, November 29 along with the winners. Prizes will be awarded to the top 3 finishers. For a more detailed breakdown of the rules and the prizes, click here.

This is our weirdest year ever thanks in no small part to two-time winner Keithage helping us concoct the scenarios. So, time’s a-wastin’! Let’s get to our first scenario. Hold your cursor over each picture to get a full description of each choice, which is important to making a correct choice. Good luck to everyone! Let’s play Food Sex or Cars! Continue Reading »

It’s that time of year, everyone!

Put on your thankful pants, bitches! Because Thanksgiving is here and that means the return of Food Sex or Cars! We return with 3 scenarios per day, and thanks to the involvement of 2-time FSC Winner Keithage, weirder choices than ever! The fun begins Monday and carries all the way through Thanksgiving and on to Black Friday.

For those of you who didn’t play last year, here’s how it works: Continue Reading »

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. Inside this article is the definitive list of correct choices for all three of the basic human desires – foodin’, sexin’, and car-in’. It’s time to find out who is the 2010 Food, Sex, or Cars Master! Should you have any problems with these answers, take it up with us in the comments section, but we’ve run these answers through a world-class thinktank of psychologists, physicists, cryptiosimitists, and other really smart people. Our word is the last word.

Without further ado, here are the 2010 Food Sex or Cars results! Continue Reading »

Just one last quick reminder that Food Sex or Cars? voting ends Today at 6 P.M. MST so make sure you get all your votes in by then. We’ll tally then up tonight and announce the winners tomorrow!

Dagger and Hart