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It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. Inside this article is the definitive list of correct choices for all three of the basic human desires – foodin’, sexin’, and car-in’. It’s time to find out who is the 2009 Food, Sex, or Cars Master! Should you have any problems with these answers, take it up with us in the comments section, but we’ve run these answers through a world-class thinktank of psychologists, physicists, cryptiosimitists, and other really smart people. Our word is the last word.

Without further ado, here are the 2009 Food Sex or Cars results! Continue Reading »

Here’s our last scenario of the 2009 Food Sex or Cars competition. All of the scenarios are listed here just to ensure that you haven’t missed any. Voting closes at 6:00 p.m. MST on Monday, November 30. Winners will be announced on Tuesday. Don’t forget to answer the Monday Confessional this weekend. Our question to you was: What is the most played CD and DVD in your collection?  We want to hear from you. Send an email to staff@crujonessociety.com and we’ll discuss them on Monday. In the meantime, here’s you last, and quasi-dangerous, scenario. Thanks for playing Food Sex or Cars! Continue Reading »

Happy Black Friday and welcome to Round 9 of Food Sex or Cars! This particular edition re-imagines one of the most ubiquituous superstars of our generation in a new, totally annoying, and totally twisted way. So enjoy, and take comfort in the knowledge that this is the second-to-last one of these ridiculous things. One more today, and then we’ll reveal answers next Tuesday. Don’t forget to answer the Monday Confessional, the question of which can be seen at right. Let’s get going and don’t be a [Uma Thurman draws a big ol' square in the air that only John Travolta can see because he's high on heroin]. Continue Reading »

It’s Thursday afternoon as we post this, so you’re likely passed out, on the verge of passing out, or have whipped your television remote across the room out of frustration for Josh McDaniels’ idiotically simplistic play calling against the Giants (unless you’re CJS Regular Deuce). So we take you to Happy Hour with Round 8 of Food Sex or Cars! Continue Reading »

Happy Thanksgiving to you all! CJS would like to celebrate the day with Rounds 7 and 8 of Food Sex or Cars. Round 7 happens this morning (i.e. right now) and Round 8 comes this afternoon right around the time you’re sitting down for turkey and awkward conversation with relatives. Have a happy holiday, and best of luck to everyone. Continue Reading »

You can’t help but smile when you check out the next three choices. They just make you happy. And a big smile to all of our CJS readers on this fine afternoon as well. We’re posting this delightful Round 6 scenario on Wednesday afternoon which means everyone is likely ready to bolt the hell out of the office and get home to start drinking heavily before they have to spend all day with their families. Hell, why do you think we founded CJS Headquarters? So, let’s not keep you. Answer this scenario and we’ll send you on your way. Have a happy Thanksgiving and remember that we have 4 more scenarios coming up Thursday and Friday. If you can’t get to them on those days, hit ‘em this weekend or Monday. Voting closes Monday, November 30 at 6:00 p.m. MST. See you then. Continue Reading »

Here we go with Round 5. This marks the halfway point of our annual sinfest, and the competition is fierce. We know most of you have the next two days off after today, but don’t forget to come back and vote. Voting closes Monday November 30, at 6:00 p.m. MST. But we’ll have scenarios up tomorrow and Friday regardless, so when you need a break from holiday merriment and doorbuster deals, stop by the CJS and cast your vote. Here’s today’s beautiful scenario courtesy of Food Network’s most delectable star. Continue Reading »

By now you should all have the hang of how this works. We’re now in Round 4, and it’s time to venture to the birth of modern civilization for our next theme. For those of you just joining us, here are the official rules again and remember to vote in each of our scenarios. All of them are listed on the linked page. For now, let’s get to the choices at hand. We’ll see you all in the comments section. Opa! Continue Reading »

Welcome to Round 3 of Food Sex or Cars! We’re kicking you right in the face with some delicious muy caliente grub, a hot tamale in the sack, and a super fly whip. So get ready, and let’s play another round of Food Sex or Cars! Continue Reading »

Here’s your second scenario. We know a lot of you watch HBO’s hit show True Blood, so this scenario pays tribue to that goofy show. It’s specially designed with the ladies in mind, but to have a realistic shot at winning, you need to answer every scenario we present. So, gay, straight, man, woman… it doesn’t matter. Do your best, and give us your best reasoning. Here’s Round 2 of Food Sex or Cars. Good luck to everyone! Continue Reading »

Welcome to the 2nd Annual edition of Food Sex or Cars!

The rules here are simple. We present you with a scenario, and based on the three choices, you decide which one you’d like to eat, fuck, or drive. You make your choice in the comments section and we tally up the scores at the end of the week. If you’re not registered here at the Cru Jones Society, all you need to do is choose a user name, enter a valid email address (we won’t ever share your info, and your email stays private), and start playing. We’ll have two scenarios a day through Friday. Voting for all scenarios closes Monday, November 30 at 6:00 p.m. MST.

We’ll reveal the correct answers on Tuesday, December 1 along with the winners. Prizes will be awarded to the top 3 finishers. For a more detailed breakdown of the rules and the prizes, click here.

But time’s a-wastin’! Let’s get to our first scenario. Hold your cursor over each picture to get a full description of each choice, which is important to making a correct choice. Good luck to everyone! Let’s play Food Sex or Cars! Continue Reading »

It’s that time of year, everyone!

Each year we have a lot to be thankful for, and you can be thankful for the return of Food Sex or Cars! This year is bigger and better than last year! The fun begins Monday and carries all the way through Thanksgiving and on to Black Friday.

For those of you who didn’t play last year, here’s how it works: Continue Reading »

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. Inside this article is the definitive list of correct choices for all three of the basic human desires – fillin’ your belly, gettin’ freaky, and hittin’ the road. It’s time to find out who is the 2008 Food, Sex, or Cars? Master! Should you have any problems with these answers, take it up with the individual author – they have final say over all rulings with all answers having been run through a world-class thinktank of psychologists, physicists, cryptiosimitists, and other really smart people. Let’s do it! Continue Reading »

Not far to go now. And thank God, given some of these choices! This is the last one, so make sure you’ve voted on each scenario. You have until 6:00 pm MST Monday to get all your votes in. Good luck everyone. See you next week. Continue Reading »

Hey, did you see Grandma yesterday? Has she been with you all week? Is she reading this over your shoulder as we speak? If not, doesn’t she look hot in that nylon jogging suit she seems to wear all the time?

Here’s another round of Food Sex or Cars! Continue Reading »

Thanksgiving is over, and now the mindless masses are taking to the streets in the name of scoring insane after-Thanksgiving deals at the shopping mall.  Here at CJS, we’re half drunk and still playing Food, Sex, or Cars?  So instead of blaming our parents for messing us all up, lets try blaming the Internet for a change.  Memes a plenty from days of yore and today inside Continue Reading »

Its Thanksgiving, be sure to shed a single tear for poor Limon as you stuff your face with Turkey, I’m on my way to work.  So, instead of feeling sorry for myself, I’ve created our third, and possibly final F,S or C? for the Ladies. Continue Reading »

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Here’s another little hypothetical for you as you stuff your craw all day. We all know Thanksgiving is delicious and nearly irresistible, but when presented with options like the ones below, it’s suddenly a bit more resistible.

Let’s play another round of Food, Sex, or Cars! Continue Reading »

So here’s the deal… This is your last scenario for the day. Tomorrow will be an extra-special (Ed. note: extra-weird), super-fun holiday edition. If you can get to a computer tomorrow, great. If not, check it out sometime this weekend. We then have three more choices coming up Friday in what will separate the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possbily Canadian, and the players from the player-haters (or whatever). We’re giving you until  6:00 p.m. MST Monday to finish your voting.

Senor Limon will be back then with a new article as we tally the votes. We’ll announce the winner on Tuesday, see how everyone did, and discuss why the correct answers are indeed correct.  Good luck everyone!

Ladies’ Choice Volume 2! Peek inside for a tasty treat, a bangable hunk of man meat, and going vroom vroom on the street. Continue Reading »

I think you’ve got a good handle on how this works by now. Expect one more this afternoon, as well as an announcement about the rest of the contest. For now…

Let’s play Food, Sex, or Cars! Continue Reading »