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		<title>Summer Homestand: Moneyball</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/10/06/summer-homestand-moneyball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 10:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every Wednesday between now and the end of baseball season (of 2009) the Cru Jones Society brings you a new baseball movie examined for both overall entertainment value and treatment of our favorite game. This is a special edition of that series. To suggest a film, email us at staff [at] crujonessociety.com. Otherwise, pour yourself [...]]]></description>
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		<title>R.I.P. &#8220;Macho Man&#8221; Randy Savage</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/05/26/r-i-p-macho-man-randy-savage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 10:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was a kid, Randy&#8217;s Mother (aka Macho Mom) would always make sure that Randy would put aside tickets for when the WWF or WCW would come to Chicago. During a show in 1992 or 1993, me and my brother were actually granted the opportunity to go backstage. For the 6-year-old me, this was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4th Annual Kentucky Derby Awards</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/05/12/4th-annual-kentucky-derby-awards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 01:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJS Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the 4th Annual CJS Kentucky Derby Awards. We reconvened for the 137th running of the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs this past Saturday with a fistful of unhealthy snacks, a brand new cocktail, and a mindset for the day: Needs more horse. So while we may not write with the vigor we used [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hatesport! E Dagger&#8217;s 5 Least Favorite Teams</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/04/29/hatesport-e-daggers-5-least-favorite-teams/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 13:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The genesis of this article came last Monday night. Lady E worked late. I breathed easily after a local news piece on my company that could have gone either way turned out largely positive. The Rockies sat 12-3 with the best record in all of baseball, and the buttfucking World Series Champion San Francisco Giants [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Summer Homestand: A Question of Verisimilitude</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/04/15/summer-homestand-a-question-of-verisimilitude/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 08:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I’m watching Rookie of the Year the other morning, and it’s the scene where the Cubs play the Mets for the NL Pennant. Gary Busey as Chet Steadman is out there laboring away with his thick ass mustache and hat full of crazy. He walks the bases loaded and begs his manager, the wildly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our Opening Day Pitchmen</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/03/31/our-opening-day-pitchmen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 13:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time for one of the CJS HIgh Holidays: MLB Opening Day.Tomorrow we&#8217;ll be at the park with a beer in hand, cracking peanut shells and enjoying the greatest game on earth as it shepherds in the summer months. Around these parts, a new season not only brings a fresh sense of hope, but also [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On The Way To San Jose</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/03/29/on-the-way-to-san-jose/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 12:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you smell that? That’s the smell of spring, and that means baseball! As you’re all probably aware, The Cru Jones Society loves baseball and loves writing about baseball. With first pitch later this week we can hardly hold our excitement and had to bust out our first baseball articles of the season. But first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2010 MLB Season Wrap-Up</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/11/02/2010-mlb-season-wrap-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 13:20:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The buttfucking San Francisco Giants are now World Champs, which means that sadly another season of baseball has come to a close. I hate the Giants with the power of 1,000 suns. They were the first team I ever hated because they destroyed the first team I ever really loved – the 1989 Cubs. To [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3rd Annual Kentucky Derby Awards</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/05/04/3rd-annual-kentucky-derby-awards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 12:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJS Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 136th running of the Kentucky Derby happened this weekend and around here that is a holy day. After a day of drinking, snacking and imaginary betting we are happy to bring to you our annual Kentucky Derby Awards. This year the ridiculousness was flowing like our bourbon and we captured most of it to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best And Worst Winning Horse Names</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/04/29/best-and-worst-winning-horse-names/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the best parts about the Derby aside from the fancy hats, the all day drinking, the mocking of celebrities and the general feeling of awesomeness that comes from watching the sport of kings, is the horse names. We like this aspect so much we devoted a Confessional Question to it (be sure to [...]]]></description>
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