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		<title>Things We Hate #25: Baggage Claim Vultures</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/10/13/things-we-hate-25-baggage-claim-vultures/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 13:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I write this, the first Chilean miner has emerged from his rock coffin of three months to the cheers of those working around the clock to free him, a grateful son and wife happy to see their dad/husband alive again when all hope was thought lost, and a large group of Chileans gathered at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things We Hate#24: Pot Movies</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/04/06/things-we-hate24-pot-movies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dagger was recently telling me how he had just watched Pineapple Express  and really didn’t like it. I agreed with him as I fell asleep about halfway through watching it and never bothered to re-watch the half I missed. As I thought more about how I did not care for that movie it dawned on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things We Hate #23: New Year&#8217;s Resolutions</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2010/01/05/things-we-hate-23-new-years-resolutions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Question: It&#8217;s January 5. How many times have you heard some variation of this joke from somebody who&#8217;s enjoying a cocktail, eating a brownie, or continuing to smoke? &#8220;Well, it looks like I already broke my new year&#8217;s resolution! Hee-yuck!&#8221; Las Vegas has set the over/under on this at 8.5. Like global warming jokes, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things We Hate #22: People Who Don&#8217;t Dress Nice For A Wedding</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/11/04/things-we-hate-22-people-who-dont-dress-nice-for-a-wedding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  I was at a wedding this past weekend, a very lovely event. I was rocking my suit, looking like money, like the bomb and having a gay old time. The drinks were flowing, the music was bumping, and the dace floor was calling. But there was one thing bugging. It bugged me since the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things We Hate #21: Rubber Necking</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/06/17/things-we-hate-21-rubber-necking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:27:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Let me draw a picture for you. It&#8217;s Friday afternoon. It had been a long week and I left work early. I was ready to get home and put the week behind me. Flying down the highway, I was that much closer to a cold beer. Then I pull off onto another highway and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things We Hate #20: The Pussification Of The American Movie Industry</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/06/03/things-we-hate-20-the-pussification-of-the-american-movie-industry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:08:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  I love movies. I have for a long time. Hell, I&#8217;ll sometimes watch movies for the sole purpose of saying I have seen them. For the longest time my dream was to write and direct movies. Maybe I will, there&#8217;s still time. But it seems lately Hollywood is succumbing to the pressures of an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things We Hate #19: Jeep Wrangler People</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/05/13/things-we-hate-19-jeep-wrangler-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 14:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Look at that shiny, pretty thing up there. It&#8217;s a fine automobile. In fact, according to Carfax, it&#8217;s consistently one of the cars that best holds its value each year. It&#8217;s a fun plaything. I worked at a vehicle accessory store, and the Jeep Wrangler is just about the only vehicle with fun after-market [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things We Hate #18: The Versus Cable Network</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/04/29/things-we-hate-18-the-versus-cable-network/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 08:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  It&#8217;s April, damn near May, which means the Stanley Cup playoffs are in full swing. Even though my beloved Avalanche spent the latter part of the season looking like retards trying to fuck a doorknob and thus aren&#8217;t in the hunt for the cup, there&#8217;s still hockey so I&#8217;m watching. Watching these hockey matches [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things We Hate #17: Knowing It&#8217;s OK To Call It Beer Pong</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/04/22/things-we-hate-17-knowing-its-ok-to-call-it-beer-pong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Consider this neither a concession speech nor an admission of being wrong in the seemingly endless Beirut/Beer Pong debate. I&#8217;m not wrong. The game involving 10 cups on either end of a table where teams of two alternate shots attempting to eliminate their opponents&#8217; cups is Beirut. Beer Pong is a different game entirely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things We Hate #16: Grown Men Who Can&#8217;t Dress Themselves Properly</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2009/03/04/things-we-hate-16-grown-men-who-cant-dress-themselves-properly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  As much as we might wish for it, the Cru Jones Society isn&#8217;t exactly rolling in cash yet. We all still have real jobs which prevent us from devoting the entirety of our time to bringing you ridiculous articles about cartoon villains, new ways to defile your liver while watching popular television shows, and [...]]]></description>
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