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		<title>5th Annual Kentucky Derby Awards</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 08:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJS Staff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sport]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the 5th Annual (and Final!) CJS Kentucky Derby Awards. The 138th Annual running of the Kentucky Derby Awards brings to a close our time together here on the interwebs, and it’s almost like the universe knew we were throwing in the towel and decided to send us off in style with the alcohol [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worn Out Welcome&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/05/03/worn-out-welcome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 10:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“So… so, all thanks again. And I’ll see you soon. The effort was appreciated. And I’m glad that I could make it. You’ll never know what just what it means to me. Keep your favors, I’m not in doubt, because you’re welcome.” – The Spitvalves, “Worn Out Welcome.” This is Dagger. And the above are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mythical Menagerie</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/04/20/mythical-menagerie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 07:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nonsense]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There is an ad campaign for some casino right now using a made up creature called the quadracorn, which is essentially a four horned unicorn. But this quadracorn is owned by some dick cheese who rides it to the airport, and if that isn’t bad enough, instead of tying this creature to the hitching post that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Second Screen Revolution</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/04/12/the-second-screen-revolution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 10:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[“Hypertextuality is the technological realization of intertextuality.” – Sarah Gwenllian Jones. For those of you who haven’t already clicked over to ESPN or Facebook or something after reading that opening quote, and we thank you, I finally fully understand this statement nearly 8 years later, and thanks to AMC’s Story Notes airing of Kindergarten Cop. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Friday #102: Write Your Own Title Edition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/30/happy-friday-102-write-your-own-title-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 09:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friday]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Between Ron Burgundy announcing an Anchorman sequel and trying to figure out if Dagger’s hypothetical question about four legs would mean I have two wangs, my Friday has plenty of distractions. However, others aren’t as simple as I am, and for those people we offer our usual collection of distractions such as Lionel Richie, we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hypothetical Dagger</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/29/the-hypothetical-dagger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 10:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s only fitting that we wrap up our 4th Anniversary with an article conceived in the early spirit of this website. It’s Wednesday evening as I type this and I’m hungover and exhausted after three nights in Vegas with Lady E. I have no creativity in me whatsoever, and all I can hear in my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Imagination Can Harm</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/28/when-imagination-can-harm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee S. Hart</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Essay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It’s not uncommon for children to develop an imaginary friend. Perhaps you had one, or maybe a sibling did. I don’t remember having one, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t. My sister had one, she named her Sarah and my young mind assumed it was the triceratops from The Land Before Time. Apparently the only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CJS Fact or Fiction: Sports Fandom Edition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/27/cjs-fact-or-fiction-sports-fandom-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 10:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJS Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the 2nd edition of CJS Fact or Fiction (the first, covering booze, can be found here). Today, your faithful CJS authors Lee S. Hart and E Dagger tackle six statements related to sports fandom. Can a grown man wear his favorite athlete’s jersey in public? What is the proper behavior for foul balls? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Travel Wish List</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/26/travel-wish-list/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/26/travel-wish-list/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 13:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJS Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dagger&#8217;s in Las Vegas this week for, oh, about the 12th time in the last 8 years. Clearly he&#8217;s crossed this one off his bucket list, yet he and Lady E continue to venture back for more. They clearly can&#8217;t get enough of that wacky Blue Man Group. But our question to you this week [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Friday #101: Survey Course Edition</title>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/23/happy-friday-101-survey-course-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/03/23/happy-friday-101-survey-course-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E Dagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friday]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Good morning, class. Welcome to Happy Friday 101. I’m your instructor E Dagger, and this class will cover the basic ways to slack off at the end of a work week. We’ve got a lot to cover, so please pull out your syllabus and note today’s topics: the NFL, rock n’ roll, frickin’ VD, lesbians [...]]]></description>
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