http://crujonessociety.com Confusing your IT staff since March 2008... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:19:57 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en   This man above is known as Johnny Canuck. He is Canada's answer to the United States' Uncle Sam. Remember when the cast of Saved By The Bell worked at the Malibu Sands and Screech was asked to play Uncle Sam for the 4th of July bash and he showed up ... http://crujonessociety.com/2008/11/21/happy-friday-24-meet-johnny-canuck/ Like all good things, even Ridiculous Movie Competitions must come to an end. It's been a hell of a ride filled with mediocre and subpar movies over the last two weeks, so I thought we'd end with one nearly everyone I know likes. You may be wondering how this one ... http://crujonessociety.com/2008/11/19/rmc-part-8-rounders/ Of all the entries on the list, I'm willing to bet these two films have the lowest combined viewing total. Don't let that deter you from reading though - these movies settle their respective scores with a climactic race! That's right, if you're pissed off at someone, don't settle things ... http://crujonessociety.com/2008/11/18/rmc-part-7-airborne-18-again/ Ahh youth. I generally try not to make fun of kids in this space (except Averman from The Mighty Ducks - God, how I hate Averman) since that's incredibly unfair and just plain shitty, so this'll be a tricky post. We've got two youth movies on deck, one featuring the ... http://crujonessociety.com/2008/11/18/rmc-part-6-little-giants-heavyweights/   I watched Rocky Balboa recently on Showtime and had mixed feelings about it. On one hand, the fights looked terrific, I was stoked Duke was still alive to train Rocky, and the inclusion of little Marie was a nice nod to the past. On the other hand, Burt Young looks ... http://crujonessociety.com/2008/11/17/rmc-part-5-rocky-v-over-the-top/   It's 4:50 p.m. MST as I type this and I'm watching the Brock Lesnar/Randy Couture countdown show hyping UFC 91 tonight. I have no doubt in my mind that Brock Lesnar will positively beat the hell out of Randy Couture tonight and win the UFC Heavyweight Title. http://crujonessociety.com/2008/11/15/a-prediction-for-tonight/ Thank God this week is over. We've had one of those weeks where the goddamn cats are playing Dance Dance Revolution on your body while you sleep, your boss shows you once again what a juvenile asshole he is, and nothing seems to be going your way. But none of ... http://crujonessociety.com/2008/11/14/happy-friday-23-lifes-not-a-holiday-edition/   D2: The Mighty Ducks Where to even start with this one? And yes, this one deserves its own post. It's that friggin' screwy. http://crujonessociety.com/2008/11/13/rmc-part-4-d2-the-mighty-ducks/   I'll bet when David Mamet wrote this play, and then wrote the movie, he hoped and anticipated for stimulating discussions about it. I'll bet he never thought he'd see his movie sitting side-by-side with the Bobcat Goldthwait laugh riot Hot To Trot, though. You're welcome, Mr. Mamet. I'm taking your film places ... http://crujonessociety.com/2008/11/12/rmc-part-3-glengarry-glen-ross-hot-to-trot/   With ski season rapidly descending upon us, let's take a look at two of the finer skiing movies ever made coming from someone other than Warren Miller. Of course a list of the best ski movies would only include Out Cold, the Ski School series just for its gratuitous use of naked ... http://crujonessociety.com/2008/11/11/rmc-part-2-ski-patrol-better-off-dead/