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		<title>Geek Bowl VI &#8211; Austin, TX</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Keep Austin Weird. This is written in roughly 9 zillion places throughout the city of Austin. You see it graffiti’d on walls in alleys, on band flyers (which are everywhere), and on about every fourth t-shirt available for purchase in basically every store in the city. And Austin is weird. Lady E and I landed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/02/02/geek-bowl-vi-austin-tx/</link>
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		<title>Five Places To Wait Out A Zombie Apocalypse</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My high school once did an over-night lock-in. Essentially, we spent the night in the school, it was like a sleepover with dozens of people. It wasn’t the sleepover aspect that intrigued me; rather it was being inside the school at a time when I normally wouldn’t be. I felt like I was breaking some [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/01/26/five-places-to-wait-out-a-zombie-apocalypse/</link>
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		<title>5 Surprising Ways Marriage Has Improved My Life</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I love being married. It’s the best thing I’ve ever done. But I would never insult you by droning on for 2,000 schmaltzy words about new levels of real emotional intimacy and being part of something greater than yourself or anything like that even though all that shit’s true. That’s not what you came here [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/01/19/5-suprising-ways-marriage-has-improved-my-life/</link>
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		<title>Dagger&#8217;s 2011 Predictions Results Show</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Since Hart took his turn looking at his 2011 Predictions, I felt compelled to do the same in CJS BONUS WEEKEND CONTENT! Inside are my predictions, which you can also find right here, and a little roundup of how we did. Let’s get to it! 1. John Elway as a Broncos executive will be an [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/01/14/daggers-2011-predictions-results-show/</link>
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		<title>Hart&#8217;s 2011 Predictions Results Show</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In 2011 I went rafting for the first time, I swam in the Arkansas River, and I got my bachelor’s degree. Based on these accomplishments I would say it was a pretty good year. But the real gauge to how well the year went comes from the results of the predictions I made at the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/01/12/harts-2011-predictions-results-show/</link>
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		<title>CJS Cavalcade of Death 2011</title>
		<description><![CDATA[More than 4,500 nice words (or not, if you’re Gaddhafi, Bin Laden, or Al Davis) for 41 different entries await you in this year’s CJS Cavalcade of Death. Once again, not one of the people any of our Regulars or staff picked last year bit it, so we’re cancelling this year’s Ghoul Pool mostly because [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2012/01/05/cjs-cavalcade-of-death-2011-2/</link>
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		<title>UberHappy Friday: 2011 Year In Review</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There are those who would say you can’t do an UberHappy Friday without doing a Happy Friday for the entire year. Those people don’t work at Cru Jones Society, and if they did we wouldn’t listen to them. Also they said you can’t put a Happy Friday up on a Thursday. Naysayers be damned! This [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/12/29/uberhappy-friday-2011-year-in-review/</link>
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		<title>The Big Ass Christmas Post 2011</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While out Christmas shopping we found ourselves stumped on what to get you, our loyal readers. We don’t know your sweater size so that was out. Gift cards seemed so impersonal. And it seemed someone took the Playskool Kitchen we left near the register. Finally after hours of discussions and many, many beers we knew [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/12/22/the-big-ass-christmas-post-2011/</link>
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		<title>E Dagger&#8217;s Impossible Christmas List</title>
		<description><![CDATA[According to last week’s episode of “Modern Family,” Christmas occurs on December 16th to accommodate everyone’s travel schedule. If this is true, not only is shopping season happening earlier and earlier, but Christmas itself continues to encroach upon the calendar too. So far be it from me to deny the inevitability of the season. It’s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/12/15/e-daggers-impossible-christmas-list/</link>
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		<title>Things I&#8217;m Tired Of Hearing From Co-Workers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have noticed many people seem to have a problem with silence, and they seek to ensure the silence doesn’t exist. This usually entails talking, but unfortunately most people aren’t very apt at the whole talking thing. Sure they are capable of putting words together and forming complete thoughts, but it usually doesn’t entail more [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crujonessociety.com/2011/12/08/things-im-tired-of-hearing-from-co-workers/</link>
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